All better. That should seal up that drafty gap. And kill the whistling. Ha, ha. Well, thank you Dr. Squidward. Say, without a gap,
my voice sounds almost cool. Testing, testing 1, 2, 3. You know with this voice,
I don’t need whistling. Oh, I have got to sing. [music playing] [humming] [snoring] Where is that heavenly voice coming from? I must– Huh? [humming] Oh, blowfish! Does he have to ruin
everything for me? Oh… What a dreamy voice. Wow, it really swings. Hey everybody, look! SpongeBob is cool now. Hmm, maybe I could use SpongeBob
to get in with all those cool people at the jazz club. Yeah. Hey SpongeBob! Owie, owie, owie!
How would you like to accompany me to
my favorite jazz club tonight? Oh boy, would I.
That sounds so cool. Aw! [music playing] [drumming] Oh man, that beat is so pure it hurts. Ah, my people! Hey, hipsters. Its groovy cats, I can dig it. Lame. Hm, turn away from me, huh?
We’ll just see. It’s past eight, where is SpongeBob? Hey cool crowd, what’s shaking? Oh yeah, hey hipsters.
It’s groovy, cats. Oh, I can dig it. [moaning] Oh, welcome man! You’re the coolest
customer we’ve ever had! Oh crazy daddy, crazy. Can I sit you at the coolest table? No, thank you.
I’m here to meet up with a real cool cat. – Oh, there he is! Hey, Squideroni!
– Ah! [groaning] You’re with him? Yes, he’s with me! And he is my… Best friend. You heard the man, folks. He’s my best friend. Can you dig it? [snapping] I guess he’s… cool? Prepare yourselves for the horror. Or the joy.
Let’s not be downers about this. But probably like I said, the horror! [screaming] Neptune’s nightmare! That snail is
eating SpongeBob’s face! Get away from him! Such a nice kid… – Oh, morning everyone.
– Huh? [grumbling] SpongeBob! You’re alive! I am? Oh, thank goodness. Wait, why wouldn’t I be alive? You were late to work,
so we assumed the worst. You mean the best. Late to work? But that’s impossible! My trusty alarm clock
always wakes me up. See? Well, how do you like that?
It’s unplugged. We’ll just fix that and I’ll never
be late again. My clock! Looks like you need a new, clock boy-o. Oh, I could never replace my old clock,
Mr. Krabs. We’ve been through too much together. It’s the only alarm clock I’ve ever owned. – I can fix it.
– Eh, good luck! But you better not be late tomorrow.
Or else! Future! Future! Future! Future! Thanks. Now listen, all of you!
I don’t belong here! This is all a horrible mistake! Please! We’ve got to do something! Jelly fishing! Did somebody say jelly fishing? Hi, Pat-tron! Just listen to me!
I’m not supposed to be here! I gotta get home to my own time period! – I’ve gotta go!
– Well why didn’t you just ask? The time machine is
down the hall to the left. [laughing] Oops! Oh yeah, that one’s the can opener. Try the one on the right. Well, I wouldn’t have chosen this interior. Oh, what’s this? Well, if SpongeBob exists in the future,
I better go to the past!