A Girl’s Halloween – SNL

A Girl’s Halloween – SNL


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>>MEGAN, YOU LOOK SO CUTE.>>OH, THANKS.
JANELLE, WILL YOU LIKE FLUFF THE BACK OF MY HAIR?
I FEEL LIKE IT’S GETTING FLAT.>>YEAH, YEAH.
>>YOU GUYS, I LOVE HOW LIKE WE’RE KEEPING IT SO CHILL THIS
YEAR.>>I KNOW.
>>SO WE’RE JUST GRABBING DINNER AND HEADING TO RYAN’S FOR A BIT.
>>YOU GUYS, LET’S DO A SELFIE.>>OKAY.
>>ALL RIGHT, READY? SMILE!
>>THIS IS GOING TO BE SUCH A FUN NIGHT.
>>THIS NIGHT [ BLEEP ] SUCKS.>>I GAVE MY CREDIT CARD TO
SOMEONE AND I DON’T HAVE IT. WHO HAS IT?
>>PLEASE, HURRY UP, I NEED TO GET PIZZA.
>>OH PIZZA BITCH.>>HEY MEGAN WILL YOU DRAW MY
WHISKERS? YOURS LOOK LIKE SO GOOD.
>>YES. I DID A LITTLE WHITE LINE
UNDERNEATH FOR DEFINITION.>>THAT’S SO SMART.
>>THAT’S HOW I WANT MINE TO LOOK.
I’M GOING TO LOOK SO CUTE.>>I’M SO UGLY.
>>DON’T SAY THAT.>>MEGAN, DON’T, YOU STOP.
BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN A BITCH TO ME ALL NIGHT —
>>THAT’S BECAUSE YOU WOULDN’T WAIT.
>>NO, NO, YOU SAID TO GO.>>SHOULD I PAINT MY NAILS
YELLOW?>>OH, YEAH, YELLOW FOR THE
CHEESE.>>IF YOU WANT TO BE A CAT TOO I
HAVE EXTRA.>>THAT’S OKAY, I LIKE BEING THE
CHEESE.>>WHY DID YOU MAKE ME BE THE
CHEESE? YOU GUYS GOT TO BE CUTE AND YOU
MADE ME BE THE CHEESE.>>AREN’T YOUR SHOES CUTE.
>>IT WAS SO HARD TO FIND GRAY ONES THAT MATCHED.
>>PLEASE WAIT. I GOT IT NOW.
WAIT FOR ME. YOU GUYS.
>>YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I’M NOT GOING TO DRINK
TONIGHT.>>GOOD IDEA, JANELLE.
>>THAT’S SO SMART, JANELLE.>>OH MAN, WHAT UP, BABY?
YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?>>THAT’S IT, YOU AND YOUR DRUNK
FRIENDS GOT TO GET OUT OF MY RESTAURANT NOW.
>>NO.>>YOU CANNOT YELL AT HER.
>>GET OUT OF MY STORE BEFORE I TURN THE HOSE ON YOU.
>>OH, YEAH, YOU WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT, YOU NASTY PERVERT.
>>NASTY PERVERT! [ LAUGHTER ]
>>SPOOKY.>>WHAT THE HELL? I LOOK CUTE.>>TONIGHT WAS SO FUN.
>>YEAH. I’M SO GLAD IT WAS JUST US
GIRLS.>>HEY.
WHAT ABOUT ME?>>OH, WHO LET THAT GUY IN?
>>I HAVE NO FRICKIN’ IDEA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

100 thoughts on “A Girl’s Halloween – SNL”

  1. GOLD… ending killed it! I've watched this easily 400+ times. Loved every minute of it… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bohVV_KlSHw

  2. Vanessa Bayer isn't usually too over-the-top so seeing her yell "pervert" like she was in seventh grade really cracked me up.

  3. Why is SNL so garbage? Some of their skits have the potential to be good but then they ridiculously overshoot the runway. They don't even compare to madTV, I can't believe madTV stopped and SNL continued, I'd give anything to have the roles reversed.

  4. It is scary how accurate this is. Recently graduated college and I saw this every single one of my years on halloween in college. Hilarious

  5. Man this makes me hate drunks. I defend legalizing all drugs for everybody, but there is no excuse for anyone acting stupid or illogical when they put molecules into their bodies.

  6. This is why my 1st true participation in Halloween at age 33 (I was Sexy Chef…barf)…was my last…lol. The next day I had a foot print of Timberlands on my pristine white mini chef jacket/dress and I vaguely remember cussing someone out and maybe a stampede occurred at that club in Manhattan…who knows?

  7. Holy shit I'm glad most women my age don't conduct themselves like this anymore. I don't miss my twenties whatsoever.

  8. are we just gonna overlook the fact that she just vomited on the pizza and I think I’ve lost my appetite for a week now..

  9. This has got to be one of my favorite SNL sketches ever ,it's absolutely fucking hysterical!!!! Their chemistry is off the chain !

  10. Very accurate. Many American women are just little children playing dress-up and pretending to be adults, like girls in middle-school who drink coffee to feel mature. Society babies women by constantly telling them that they're big, smart, strong, and "amazing!"—-it's like a dad who constantly spoils his immature little princess. "Patriarchy"? Psssh.

  11. I get what they did there
    Cat eats the mouse
    The mouse eat the cheese.
    Idk if they did that in intentionally but that's something that I just noticed. 😂

  12. I want to move to Utah and be Mormon so I can marry both Cecily Strong and Vanessa Bayer. But then immediately leave Utah and stop being Mormon.

  13. I work overnights at a convenience store, and this is about what it's like at 4:00 a.m. 😂 Emotional, irrational, unreasonable drunks. Fighting couples or crying women

  14. Ha ha The white lines for definition for her whiskers becomes a truly brilliant comedic moment when you look at the whiskers after 4:00 am 0:42 they're all smeared across her cheeks …clever comedy gold.

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