Bhai ne Rakh li ft. Google Assistant Cortana Siri Bixby || Comedy Sketch

Bhai ne Rakh li ft. Google Assistant Cortana Siri Bixby || Comedy Sketch


My life is ruined !!!! Have you been friend-zoned by Shweta too? No dude Firstly, Game of thrones got over It was the worst season ever. Next, the most entertaining…. Our elections got over too Then, India lost the world cup. Yeah dude This time, Indian Elections script was better than Game of thrones. Dude Because of PuBG, my GF has left me too. Seriously? Yeah Now being single days are over Your brother has…. found someone !! Hi, I am Ravi and who are you? Hi, I am your Google Assistant I can find answer to your questions and tell you where Timbuktu is Timbuktu What is that? According to Wikipedia Timbuktu is an ancient city in Mali….. stop it… F**k Timbuktu… leave that topic aside Tell me about yourself. I can play games… How about some lucky trivia? If you would like to play, Just ask. Really.. Who plays during an interview? Leave that aside too…. Let me tell you about my company….. Sir, I know that. You make condoms, but… you are still a virgin How do you know that? Your company website says: we make condoms…. …..for your Just in Beaver…. I am a watchman !! Wait… How do you know about me not my company? Sir, everyday you guys says…. Ok Google! Ok Google! You ask me to do everything for you Am I like Kejriwal, who will do everything for free? Introduce yourself Hi I am Cortana. Thats it? Don’t you tell me bullshit stuff like what’s Timbuktu? No, who gives a f**k about that? And you…. What about lucky trivia? Won’t you ask me about that? Are we having a children’s party here? Lol We are adults, just behave like an adult ! I already like you I like you…. too…Oh Why don’t you sit closer to me Sure ! Sir, I just received an update. Would you like to restart the interview now or restart later? Later later, not now. Ok sir Restarting… Danm it !! Not now. Dude dude dude Sir, I have heard that you are taking interview for an assistant’s job Please give me a job. Who are you? Sir I am Bixby I have come from Shyamsung. Even my family has kicked me out. They have also hired some other assistant. Sir, if you give me a job I will do anything for you What can you do, you hopeless fella Sir, from making a tea early morning, to Switch off the lights in night, I can perform better than your GF. Do I look like Bill Gates, who can provide jobs to our unemployed youth? Move out from here Sir… Get lost Shoo Shoo Good morning Good Morning, good morning. Who are you? My name is Siri Ok Siri, see…. Actually, I have already decided whom to take. I have already selected But why should I consider you? My name is Siri And I am beautiful Ok, I can see that you are beautiful But…. What kind of work you can do for me? I am beautiful… attractive, elegant and did I tell you…. I am also sexy Listen… I can see that you look like Kim Kardeshian, but…. what you do? oh work? Sir, I take amazing pictures… Photography ! You do amazing photography And yes, did I tell you I am available in many different colors Gold, Silver, Rosegold, Black Jet Black, Midnight Black and yours favorite Future Black ! So you look beautiful you take amazing pictures and you are… available in many colors. Anything else? No sir. Ok, what else you know…. about me Not alot sir Just usual info, like your full name is Ravi Khandelwal. In 4th standard, you failed twice and then during high school, after being pressurized by your parents, you took Science then Physics, Chemistry & Maths took over your parents job means pressurized by them also you failed in that too, like most Indian students do Now a days, to change your single status… you waste your time on Tinder. And on weekends…. while being in incognito mode, you search for Babita ji hot pics Like seriously, you type….. Babita… along with “ji”, like showing respect? No, but how do you know about that while I am in incognito mode How cute sir… Sir, the browser you use… it’s been made… by my father I am the best creation of my father Since last week, you have been stalking Shweta on instagram But sir…. I know Shweta too well…. so what? You won’t get that beaver but…. Instagram…. is being owned by Facebook? And I am using an app… not a browser Sir, from Playstore to Android…. we own everything !!! Ok… Oh it’s yours…. Then make sense. Are you done? Configuring update…. dont turn off the interview. Ok, I am ok with whatever you do Siri.. your salary expectations? Sir 1,25,000 INR Hahahaha Now don’t tell me that it’s 1,25,000 INR for a month. No sir Thank god it’s for only 1 week Really? 1 week? (Siri transitioning)…And I don’t like normal food, for that… I need 5,000 INR more…. And I don’t like Ola & Uber…. I only prefer “iCab” for that, it’s 10,000 INR extra…. and for my white version…. it’s 50,000 INR more !! I won’t take you and you are talking about your white version… Why are you lying? If I would be for 1 crore INR, still you are going to buy me like all brand preferred morons in the world What? Yes Yeah Cortana Update failed To get reinstall, restart the interview Shit dude I don’t want this, I quit !! According to Wikipedia, an “I quit” match…. is a type of professional wrestling in which you win… when you opponent say “I quit”…. hope this helps. Ok, lets finish this interview… if you are going to be selected, then we will email you. Email response is not required…. when you would be writing that email, I will read it simultaneously I will send all the recommended words to you as well… Ok sir. Ok Siri, Siri come here Sorry I didn’t quite get that ! Siri… come here.. Sorry I didn’t quite get that ! Siri…. Oh Siri… Sir…. here I am why have you come? Sir, you gave a job to Siri to do the work for you… then Siri assigned that job… to me… Sir, see how our fate are intertwined …. I got the job here…

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