Chicken Attack // Song Voyage // Japan //

Chicken Attack // Song Voyage // Japan //


Chicken Attack Give that back! Otherwise you will regret it! You are going to stop me alone? Who told you I was alone? [angelic yodel] You should know that a man with the power of nature Can bring you to the end of your luck And you should know by my stride and the look in my eye That you’re about to be massively forced to give up! Chicken attack Chicken attack Watch your back before it fades to black They might look harmless but they’ll kick your non-chicken ass Go chicken go! Go chicken go! Now go, now fly You own the sky With the power of nature you’re never alone And you can’t let evil run amok every beast every tree follows me to the end And you’re about to be massively Fucked! Chicken attack Chicken attack Watch your back before it fades to black they might look harmless but they’ll kick your non-chicken ass Go chicken go! Go chicken go! Now go, now fly You own the sky You’re young and you’re hungry Perhaps short on money I give you this chicken today Its eggs for your dinner Its legs for next winter You won’t have to steal again What a merciful person… Are you able to control all animals? I can control all animals But chickens are the best! Help! Help! My brother was held hostage in a bank robbery in Fujimi! Don’t worry! It’s going to be OK. Go chicken go! Go chicken go! Now go, now fly You own the sky [ancient yodel of wisdom, peace, and justice] Chicken Attack in theaters 2017 Chicken Attack breaks all box office records Takeo Ischi Stuns On Carnegie Hall Stage B’gawk! Breasts to sink your teeth into! How to clean a fowl mouth – the right chick for you Kanye West to release chicken yodeling album Are Leiderhosen the Next Blue Jeans? SCHMOYOHO To see more chickens in Japan Touch the box with your wing or your hand And you can get the track too, if that’s something that you’d like to do Featuring Takeo Ischi who taught us how
to yodel, next up is The Philippines. In the meantime, check out Trump’s Inauguration song. Thanks for watching and don’t forget to french a chicken today.

100 thoughts on “Chicken Attack // Song Voyage // Japan //”

  1. newest meme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNs-bU4qlj8&list=PL8JttaK4Km_GkrXXYp52xJyHzi2Q03Ni3

    here's the track on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/song-voyage/id1184478774
    full Japan story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aE2TYFU6WM

    Takeo is so glad you all like the song 🙌 – may the power of chicken-yodeling protect you 🐔🐓🐔🐓

  2. Its the year 3004, "the internet" has almost become lost history due to a major change in the social infrastucture and connection method approximately 600 years ago. From time to time rare "Youtube" servers surface and a big celebration is being held. Everyone joins the virtual world to watch these flat display videos together on an enormous screen. We've seen truly devastating content, shaking our planet to its core. However, there've also been impressively breathtaking ones which are written down in history for eternity, ones very much like this one. I've started a revolution, taking on the the government for the sole purpose of going back in time to say; Thank you, very cool.

  3. Why is the gaijin's nihongo so forced? I love this song but I have to skip this every time cuz his Japanese is so weirdly pronounced it annoys me.

  4. I'm not a yodeling expert, but if that part from 2:45 – 2:59 is not one of the top 3 yodeling parts in yodeling history, something is wrong.

  5. my only question is… when it's chicken it can lay eggs. when it's human it becomes a male ninja. great song btw.

  6. okay so uh…… i hate to say this and be that person but….. chickens are female and that ninja it turned into is male……

  7. Stand name: Chicken Attack
    Localized name: Chicken Blitz
    POWER: D
    SPEED: A
    RANGE: A
    DURABILITY: B
    PRECISION: A
    POTENTIAL: D

  8. I cried. For real. And Michael had that voice actor emotional edge too… This is way more beautiful than I expected. I know it's supposed to have a funny edge but man, you guys have the power to move my heart strings with the note selection.

  9. Heed my warnings, evil-doers.
    Beware, beware, the white feathers
    Beware, beware, the father of feathers.
    His children' fangs will strike you down.
    Your crime shall be undone.
    'Til evil remains no more.
    You will be massively forced to give up.

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