Edward Norton Ends James Corden’s ‘Fight Club’

Edward Norton Ends James Corden’s ‘Fight Club’


>>LISTEN, JAMES, WHERE ARE WE
GOING?>>JAMES: JUST YOU WAIT! I’M TELLING YOU, YOU’RE GOING TO
ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS.>>OKAY, BECAUSE I JUST CAME
HERE TO PROMOTE MY NEW FILM, “MOTHERLESS BROOKLYN.”>>JAMES: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
WE’VE GOT PLENTY OF TIME FOR ALL OF THAT! GOING TO DO IT. I PROMISE. READY?>>SURE. ALL THIS SEEMS WEIRDLY
FAMILIAR. OH, NO. NO, YOU — WHAT — WHAT — WHAT
IS THIS?>>James: THESE ARE THE STAFF
OF “THE LATE LATE SHOW.” ( LAUGHTER )
WELCOME TO “LATE, LATE SHOW FIGHT CLUB!”
>>IS THIS A JOKE?>>JAMES: DO I LOOK LIKE I’M
JOKING?>>OH, NO, JAMES —
>>James: OKAY. AMES.>>James: LISTEN UP. THE FIRST RULE OF “LATE, LATE
SHOW FIGHT CLUB” IS YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT “LATE, LATE SHOW
FIGHT CLUB.”>>JAMES, REALLY, PLEASE —
>>JAMES: SHH! THE SECOND RULE OF “LATE, LATE
SHOW FIGHT CLUB” IS–>>LOOK, LOOK, JAMES,
THE FIRST AND SECOND RULE OF “LATE, LATE SHOW FIGHT CLUB” IS,
I’M NOT DOING “LATE, LATE SHOW FIGHT CLUB,” JAMES!>>JAMES: WHAT? OH, COME ON! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG
IT’S TAKEN TO ORGANIZE THIS? I MEAN, THE STAFF HAVE BEEN
TRAINING FOR WEEKS. MOSTLY. WELL, NOT HIM. I TOLD YOU TO BULK UP! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?>>I’M SORRY, WE’VE JUST HA
A LOT OF PAPERWORK, AND I HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF WORK, TOO, SO —
>>JAMES, THERE IS NO WAY I’M DOING THIS!>>JAMES: WHY, WHAT’S THE
PROBLEM?>>OH, I DON’T KNOW– MAYBE THE
FACT THAT “FIGHT CLUB” CAME OUT 20 YEARS AGO!>>JAMES: AND? I THINK WE’VE ABSORBED THERE
ARE BERT WAYS OF EXPRESSING OUR MASCULINITY AND —
>>JAMES: OH, I GET IT. I SEE, I SEE. YOU’RE SCARED, AREN’T YOU?>>I’M NOT SCARED. I HAVE SELF-RESPECT.>>JAMES: ALL RIGHT THEN. I WANT YOU TO HIT ME AS HARD AS
YOU CAN.>>NO. I’M NOT HITTING YOU, JAMES.>>JAMES: INTERESTING. YOU KNOW, I WATCHED YOUR
“INCREDIBLE HULK” THE OTHER NIGHT. MORE LIKE THE UN-CREDIBLE HULK!>>OH, HE GETS AWAY FROM HIS
WRITERS AND IT ALL GOES SOUTH.>>JAMES: YEAH? I’LL TELL YOU WHAT ELSE I
WATCHED. “AMERICAN HISTORY X.” MORE LIKE AMERICAN HISTORY NEXT!>>IT JUST KEEPS COMING.>>JAMES: HEY, GUYS, REMEMBER
WHEN WE SAW “BIRDMAN?” BECAUSE WE CALL IT “TURD MAN,”
DON’T WE? HA! YOU DIDN’T LIKE THAT ONE, DID
YOU? TURD MAN! COME ON! COME ON! LET’S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. I WANT YOU TO HIT ME AS HARD AS
YOU CAN. AAAHHH! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>OKAY, LISTEN, LISTEN, I’M OUT. WHO’S COMING WITH ME?>>ALL OF US. ALL OF US.>>I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK
YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THAT. LITERALLY, NONE OF US WANTED TO
BE HERE.>>IT WAS A LOSS OF CONTROL. ‘S FINE. IT’S FINE. TELL US ABOUT THE MOVIE.>>IT’S MY MAGNUS OPUS. I DIRECTED, WROTE IT.

100 thoughts on “Edward Norton Ends James Corden’s ‘Fight Club’”

  1. Of course Corden puts women in his fight club skit. The whole point was it was men rediscovering their masculinity in this desensitized post modern world. Talk about being a pathetic pozzed late night comedian.

  2. This video outlines the problems with our society better than Fight Club ever did; and that problem is the Late Late Show with James Corden.

  3. Wow. I can't believe that there are so many comments talking about and making fun of Matty that he had to make and Instagram post asking people to stop. He had an open heart surgery 10 years ago and had a metal bar placed into his chest. Please think before you comment on someone's appearance. Matty, if you're reading this, just know that you're an incredible actor and person xx

  4. Saw Fight Club in the theatre in ‘99 as a 16 year old. I saw the subliminal messages but didn’t put 2 and 2 together. It rocked my world.

  5. I was sadly disappointed to learn this week that James is known to be really rude towards Joe averages who approach him to say hello.

  6. Shit I was hoping for a Tyler Durden cameo. Up yours Corden. Yours too Brad Pitt. I got one more title for Corden. "How I fucked your mother in Brooklyn"

  7. Film came out 20 years ago but still relevant, except Tyler's speech would be "We've all been raised on the internet to believe that one day we'd all be billionaires, youtube gods, and twitch stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."

  8. "We have better ways of expressing ourselves" nah everyone needs a good ass kicking now and again. Followed by a friendly beer

  9. Too funny. Its hard to find good comedy these days. James is pretty spectacular. I think I should actually watch him more cause in general I do not watch late night crap at all anymore.

  10. Oh wow, Edward Norton is aging not too well. He almost look as that mature guy in a white picket fence house and him standing in his porch every morning with a cup of Folgers coffee and a robe waiting for the newspaper boy to yelled at him bc he always throws the paper and get stuck on his little front tree😖😂.

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