I Eat Cigarettes

I Eat Cigarettes


( hip-hop beat )
I eat cigarettes . . . 10 packs a day. I love the taste of tight tobacco in a butt buffet. I try to get children to have a munch: Hey sport, I got some cigarettes—want some lunch? No thank you mister cigarette man; I got a better source of sustenance here in my hand. I’m a Bible munching healthy boy kind of a person so take a bite here on my King James Version! ( light clapping ) ( munch ) ( choir )
♪ this is my soul, my savior— ♪ ( coughing )

100 thoughts on “I Eat Cigarettes”

  1. I took a break, but now I'm back with this wholesome and educational video. Check out Sven's channel as well for some top-tier memes: http://bit.ly/2hVIsEK Thank you, dudes.

  2. I think Sven actually outperformed Gus in this skit. Gus was great as always, don't get me wrong, but Sven was downright flawless.

  3. I Eat cigarettes
    10 packs a day
    i love the taste of tight tobacco on a butt buffet
    i try to get children to have a munch
    hey sport, i got some cigarettes want some lunch
    no thank you mister cigarette man
    i got a better source of sustenance here in my hand
    im a bible munching healthy boy kind of person
    so take a bite here im a king james Version!

  4. 0:08 , did Gus plan on having that cigarrete dangle out of his mouth or was that a lucky accident? Really gives him a hobo look.

  5. Sven: So uh, I just found this bible while going through some stuff, you wanna do something with it?
    Gus: I’ve been waiting for this moment

  6. I accidentally added this to my Music playlist on YouTube and now I have to explain impossible things whenever it comes up

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