If PoKeMoN was Realistic (Animation)

If PoKeMoN was Realistic (Animation)

my beautiful face why would you let me battle him you know your warm Pokemon ones Rica contains one Pokemon oh well it won fair and square here's $100 I don't know if I feel comfortable taking a hundred bucks from you there is hey lads Pokemon Sun and Moon realistic we'll be right back but first we've got a promotion with amino and I am here to tell you all about it we're partnering with amino to bring you some exclusive stories that you're not gonna find anywhere else only on amino we've posted a few stories on amino already and they're already starting to get attention it's really cool the more you watch our stuff on amino and our videos on amino the more exclusive content we're going to send to you on amino original animations behind the scene footage questions and answers sketch comedies maybe we'd actually like to hear your suggestions for the kind of videos and stories that we put on amino so let us know autumn Eno there you need to make sure you like comment and turn on 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Pokemon is to do it like I did here's some pokeballs so you can do exactly what I just did to pick a pick what just happened well what's happening you have to remember my training ladies and gentlemen we're about to begin our ceremony on this side of the stage my grandson Hao who is really good at what is watching hentai anime porn oh my god and on this side of the stage the boy I wish was my grandson someone who will probably save the universe and the Pokemon as a species as we know it cap so don't applaud for him you stupid sight this is going to be a battle for the love of God why do you keep doing this to me dash cam is the winner okay yep now I'm done Graham is a winner this is so embarrassing thanks for the show buddy yeah take the Z ring and run but what is the Z ring guard get out go who keep putting money down your backs and you're sure that the professor's lab is this way I think so it's hard to tell because the first time I was taken there I was unconscious is there a reason or story why you were unconscious huh I wouldn't know what I I was unconscious geez pay attention I still can't believe my mom just gave me $30,000 for my Pokemon adventure curious where she got the money you take that back you sick you say there has nothing to do with his penis I'll tell you when you're older oh here you go this is a Pokemon trap decide what slowly normal just go with it also come inside my life right now that you couldn't if I did you say there's a Pokemon inside this Pokemon you look great yeah right free of course it's free are are there civilized places in the world where health care isn't both free and to face a human right just heal my Pokemon please is this the trainer you were talking about last night Cucuy yeah last night wait I thought you said you were with my mom last night well if you can't hear me you won't be able to accept this experience share item what's that this small device will let all of your pokemon and battle gain experience points whether they were fighting or not ah that sounds like something that I should realistically not get until way later do you want it or not I'll take it okay I beat all of your students side note why have you given a bunch of preschoolers deadly Pokemon so they can protect themselves duh but Pokemon are dangerous how come on don't kill people camp people kill people and why did you give them all over $100 so they can buy guns oh that makes sense your lesson is almost complete but now you must defeat me let's see how you deal with my all-powerful goddamn all right well good luck again by me again kidding one gam I'd like to introduce you to captain Alima the captain around these parts heard you absolutely decimated the schoolteacher in there yeah I've probably got a lawsuit headed my way well I'm looking forward to seeing how you'll deal with your first trial as captain of the island I'll be the one who guides you through it and if you win you'll move on to fight the island Kahuna wow this sure is a lot for me to take on my second day of my Pokemon adventure well you know what they say you either devote your life to Pokemon or you can shut the up like a little bitch and lose your virginity to a microwaved watermelon I know my trial is held in verden cavern – see you there soon what was that supposed to happen don't worry you'll get a chance to do that later on – but what if I choose life the hell was that stay back cab I made the mistake of milking what I thought was a female tourist but let's not act like it was a total waste because whatever shot out of that thing is still delicious easy boy easy now a quick camera comeback the tourists yeah you'll help calm them down no you should get the away from me and move out of my house cab quickly oh my god it works you know what I'm just kidding I'm just kidding well I'm gonna go now thanks for petting my Taurus cam bye grandpa don't come home hey before you go on your trial we should all take a tour of the city hey that sounds like fun damn you're rich aren't you I guess for my age I am oh sweet I bet with all of your money you can afford a single haircut that's matey I kind of like the way I look right now my god we get it you're white you don't need to rub it in that's not what off to explore do you guys ever get caught up in weird existential thoughts no don't you think it's weird that when we die we're buried in our clothes like that's weird right there are a bunch of clothes skeletons living in the ground right now well they wouldn't be living don't get caught up on semantics Kim it's weird and you're weird if you don't think it's weird I guess I just wouldn't want a bunch of people seeing me naked at my funeral but you're dead well problem is if you doesn't seem tactful I don't want to talk about this anymore stop oh my god wait cab you have to come with me for a second that's right this camera attaches itself to your pokedex so you could take pictures wherever you go that sounds great and all but how much is it silly boy it's absolutely free wait you're just gonna give me a camera for free of course by the wait so you guys happen to sell any drinks I'm parched we do a glass of lemonade will be $200 what a bargain and here's your camera sir have a great day you're too far away I should get closer yeah scoot back hang on Pikachu isn't looking this way anymore throw something at it to get its attention whoops I think I knocked it out hey did you just knock out my Pikachu I was trying to get a good picture Oh perfect you know I feel like today is a great day I can't think of a single thing that would bring me down we're gonna flex a move then bust your ass you're gonna bust a groove then plus the cattle up in your ass I live in you ain't gonna get up yes word ah I see I've underestimated the total ineptitude of white rappers I don't think you have to worry much about these guys cam I've never been a danger to anyone's asses around these parts you'll get some harsh bro for real we're the kings of ass around here you really want to be known as the choice of an ass man we're here to take your bitch-ass Pokemon so nut off here we go bitch I'm sorry did you just tell me to nut off

26 thoughts on “If PoKeMoN was Realistic (Animation)”

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  2. Poke are like the equivalent of yen, Lemonade is $2
    4:28 LOL
    5:50 HA, Nebby was right
    Pokemon Don't Kill People, People Kill People… With Pokemon!
    Yeah Team Skull are a bit cringe, but I like em

  3. So….who ready to see kitten and Kam get a little sexual next episode… Cuz those team skull members are going to get screwed both metaphorically and literally!

  4. Tell you this, you won't find good healthcare, let alone free healthcare in Hawai'i. I speak from experience.

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