Key & Peele – Pegasus Sighting

Key & Peele – Pegasus Sighting


– WHAT DO WE DO? THEY TOLD US AT THE STATION
TO COME DOWN HERE AND FILL TIME, BUT, UH, THERE’S
NO STORY HERE. – IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD,
THERE’S ALWAYS A STORY. HERE, GIMME THE NAME
OF A MYTHICAL CREATURE. – MYTHICAL CREATURE?
I DON’T– – TRUST ME.
– UH, I DON’T–A PEGASUS. – PEGASUS, PERFECT. JUST ROLL,
WATCH, AND LEARN. – THEY CAN STAY IN MY HOUSE
IF THEY WANT TO– – HI, THERE. RICK NICHOLSBY,
CHANNEL SIX NEWS. WE’VE HAD REPORTS
OF A PEGASUS IN THE AREA. HAS ANYBODY SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE THAT? – AW, YEAH, MAN,
I SEEN A PEGASUS. I SEEN IT, YEAH, EVERY DAY.
– I SEES IT TOO, MAN.
WE BOTH SEE
THAT PEGASUS, DOG.
– YEAH, I SAW IT
WITH MY OWN TWO EYES, MAN.
THAT HORSE HAD
A BIG OLD SNAKE HEAD–
– NAW, MAN, IT AIN’T
GOT NO SNAKE HEAD, FOOL.
Y’ALL, THAT–THAT HORSE
HAD SOME BIG WINGS, MAN.
– YEAH, YEAH.
– THAT’S SOME FLYING [bleep].
– YEAH, THAT HORSE
HAD BIG OLD WINGS.
MAN, LIKE TWO
SETS OF WINGS, YEAH.
Y’ALL SEE THE PEGASUS?
all: YEAH.
– EVERYBODY UP IN HERE
SEEN THE PEGASUS, MAN. – CURIOSITY HAS
BROUGHT OUT LARGE CROWDS TO SEE THE ALLEGED PEGASUS IN
THIS SOUTH LENNOX NEIGHBORHOOD. – LOOK, THERE IT IS. – I’M GONNA FIND IT,
BREAK IT, AND THEN RIDE IT
TO THE PEGASUS TREASURE. – RESIDENTS SAY THE CREATURE
RESEMBLES THIS AMATEUR SKETCH. – KICKED THE [bleep]
OUT OF MY CAR. CITY’S GOTTA PAY
FOR THAT [bleep] TOO. I AIN’T GOT NO COVERAGE
FOR NO PEGASUS, BITCH. – HE LAND ON MY ROOF, MAN.
LOOK AT MY ROOF, MAN. HE BUSTED IT UP. HE BUSTED
THE WHOLE THING UP, MAN. YEAH, HE BEEN–HE BEEN–HE BEEN
SITTING UP THERE EVERY DAY. – WHILE MANY REVEL
IN THE POSSIBILITY OF SEEING
THE WINGED HORSE, OTHERS ARE NOT
SO WELCOMING. – I JUST KNOW THIS NEIGHBORHOOD
WOULD BE BETTER IF THAT PEGASUS
IS PUT DOWN. – I TELL YOU THIS: GOD AIN’T
PUTTING NO WINGS ON NO HORSE. – NOW, SEE, IF THIS WAS
A WHITE NEIGHBORHOOD, ANIMAL CONTROL
WOULD BE UP IN HERE WITH A PEGASUS TRAP.
– THAT’S RIGHT. THEY CAN’T TAKE OUR PEGASUS.
THIS IS OUR PEGASUS. – PEGASUS UP IN
THIS MOTHER[bleep]! – HEY, MAN, WHY YOU
INTERRUPTING ME? I’M TRYING TO TALK
ABOUT THE PEGASUS. – [bleep] YOU!
– HEY! DON’T BE DISRESPECTING PEGASUS!
– I LOVE PEGASUS!
– YES, WE’RE HERE LIVE
ON THE SCENE IN SOUTH LENNOX,
WHERE RIOTS HAVE BROKEN OUT
OVER THE ALLEGED APPEARANCE
OF A FLYING HORSE.

100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Pegasus Sighting”

  1. The way American English can be funny.
    "God ain't put no wings on no horse"
    I understand, but from where I come from, she basically said God put wings on a horse. 2 no's in same sentence makes a yes.
    I laugh a lot when I hear such expressions. At first, was weird to me, but get it now, and makes comedy even better

  2. Well that BITCH ASS PEGASUS better pay for college fees,he's been going instead of me,And ma .life too mann

  3. S T O P. RA P E I N G. B a B I E S
    Tou guys would make great villains// I'm trying to leave this Cape to a sin of krypton

  4. Me as a soon-to-be reporter, see this as an educational video. Thx man for the advice. Now I'll never affraid of not found news 😂

  5. Haha. In my grandparents neighborhood, a black cat was in a tree; everyone thought it was a black bear, or a panther. The animal control guys laughed his ass off.

  6. Media made them see pegasus just like they made them think Leprechauns are real and just like they made them.. oh wait better not say. Strings will always be attached i guess.

  7. Lmbo!!! Man y’all wrong for this lol. But you right too. Lol. This black folk 100-%! Lol. Super funny! The hand drawn sketch had my on the floor laughing!! Lmbo!!

  8. lol this is exactly what the msm are doin these days, fabricating a story and spinning it over and over again hoping that the people will believe it

  9. I know this is a joke, but move to any black neighborhood and you'll find the same amount of greedy, illiterate, uneducated people. It's quite sad.

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