Key & Peele – Who Thinks They Can Dance?

Key & Peele – Who Thinks They Can Dance?


[electronic music]
– WE MET B-BOY JOSEPH
IN ATLANTA, G.A. – HI, JOSEPH. – [British accent]
ALL RIGHT. YEAH. START THE MUSIC. [hip-hop music] ♪ – HAS HE STARTED YET? – I THINK–
I’M PRETTY SURE THIS IS IT. ♪ THANK YOU. – YEAH, THANK YOU.
– I AIN’T DONE YET, THOUGH. – THANK YOU, JOSEPH. IT’S–IT’S
DEFINITELY A NO FOR ME. – IT’S A NO. I’M SORRY. – NO. – ALL RIGHT.
THANK YOU, JOSEPH. – GUYS, YOU–YOU KNOW, I AIN’T GOT NO FORMAL TRAININ’
OR NOTHIN’ LIKE THAT. I LIVE ON THE STREETS. – THAT WAS VERY APPARENT,
AS IT TURNS OUT, JOSEPH. THANK YOU FOR COMING. – Y-YOU KNOW THAT MY MAMA’S
ON DRUGS, AND MY DADDY IN JAIL. – IT’S NOT–
NOT REALLY RELEVANT. – BORN IN A COFFEE CAN
UNDER A BRIDGE. – THAT’S TERRIBLE, JOSEPH. THAT’S–THAT’S AWFUL,
BUT IT’S NOT GOING TO– – MY SISTER SHOT MY BROTHER
WHILE MY COUSIN BEAT MY UNCLE. – NOW IT’S A LIE.
– IT’S A LITTLE BIT MUCH. JOSEPH, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH, BUT– – PUT MYSELF THROUGH SCHOOL BY RENTING MY BODY OUT
AS A HEROIN SUITCASE. – OH, I SEE WHAT’S GOING ON.
– WOW. – JOSEPH, PLEASE, WE–WE DO HAVE
OTHER DANCERS HERE TODAY, WHO ARE WAITING THEIR TURN
VERY POLITELY. NO, JOSEPH,
LET HER COME ONSTAGE. – OH! OH!
– LET HER COME–NO, JOSEPH. – IF I WIN THIS COMPETITION, I
COULD PUT A ROOF OVER MY HOUSE. ‘CAUSE I GOT A HOUSE AIN’T
GOT NO ROOF. FOR REAL, THOUGH. – JOSEPH… – JUST ONE LITTLE THING,
THOUGH. – DON’T DO IT, JOSEPH. – IT WAS A LOUD BRIDGE.
– DON’T FINISH THAT SEN– – I GOT HEARING DAMAGE
IN THIS EAR. – JOSEPH!
– AND ALSO IN THIS EAR. – JOSEPH! – THE BRIDGE HAD–
HAD TRUCKS GO OVER IT. – JOSEPH.
– ‘CAUSE THE BRIDGE– – KEEP IT.
– 15-TON– – HOLD IT. PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH.
AND GET OFF MY STAGE. – RA–RATED SIX. – JOE…
– THAT’S A BIG TRUCK. – SEPH.
OKAY, JOSEPH, PLEASE. AND WHO IS THIS? – OH, WHO IS THIS
RIGHT HERE? THIS IS MY 12-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER,
WHO I RAISED ALL BY MYSELF WITHOUT THE HELP OF ANYBODY ELSE
IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. SHE IS MY INSPIRATION. – JOSEPH,
IT DOESN’T MATTER. THERE’S NOTHING
YOU CAN DO OR SAY THAT’S GOING TO MAKE US
CHANGE OUR MINDS TODAY. – THAT RIGHT THERE, THAT RIGHT
THERE, THAT’S HER DAUGHTER. SHE BLIND. SO I RAISED THEM BOTH BY MYSELF
WITHOUT NOBODY ELSE’S HELP. – COME GET
YOUR TICKET TO VEGAS. – WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! – VEGAS!
– CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I’M GETTING GOOSIES OVER HERE.
I’M GETTING GOOSIES. I-I AM.

100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Who Thinks They Can Dance?”

  1. I’m glad someone finally did a skit on this …… all these people with their sob stories no one cares about !! Try getting votes for sympathy is exactly what happens on those shows like the voice !

  2. Female's always do the same thing on all of them shows and the cooking competition shows like chopped or guys grocery games, I'm always thinking who cares it about the talent keep your story to yourself 🤣

  3. That'd be great, tho. Come out and do some really lame stuff, then…bam…when they interrupt to say, "Enough", go into your act full tilt.

  4. This is so true about so many shows where people just goes up wack people who actually have a talent and turns it into sympathy show

  5. the first part of Keegan making up excuses reminded me of the undercover boss episode, with each lie getting more and more ridiculous lol

  6. Wow! I never thought I would catch a video from this pair that wouldn't do anything for me. Oh well, the next one will make me laugh.

  7. With this golden ticket he might get d*ck surgery considering he lost his job and didnt get anything from his boss in his previous company.

  8. would’ve been an instant copy-strike if they used AGT’s proprietary pity-inducing formula of a pre-recorded cut-scene with slow piano music, Joseph visiting his birthplace under the bridge, etc etc

  9. The jingle at the end is that of RuPaul's Drag Race. Are they shading the show on their selections of sometimes unseasoned queens?

  10. This is literally all Filipino contestants on every talent show. And I'm Filipino too, so don't judge for racism I'm just stating a fact.

  11. This was soooo much like the “Consequences” with the role reversal ! And I love it when Jordan’s like “Joseph!” With the lil head shake – reminds me of Meegan! And the kids were so adorable

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