100 thoughts on “Late Show First Drafts: Halloween 2018”

  1. Why did she end up with her wallet in her lap at the very end? WTF did they edit out? Did he ask her age & not believe her?

  2. Confused a bit. SO is Chicago pronounced as "chigako" or "shikago" ? Learnt that it's more of an "sh" just a few years ago, but Stehen said a hard "ch".
    :I

  3. You donโ€™t need to spend extra for Halloween.

    Just put up posters of Trump, and a portrait of Pence and itโ€™ll scare anyone.

  4. "Admittedly, this is a weird way to tell you you're fired. Best of luck in all your endeavors."
    Hmm. More trick than treat. ๐Ÿคท

  5. 6:06 – 6:12 *We've gathered your friends to tell you you're an
    alco-howl-ic!* ๐Ÿ˜‚
    Arrrrrroooooo! ๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒš๐Ÿป
    Happy Howl-o-ween everybody! ๐ŸŽƒ

  6. Uhmmm, her expression on the TRUE Ivanka is complicit in her father's crimes card revealed that she is a trump supporter. Check it out. Quite funny.

  7. 1:35 Colbert: "Now, Betsy, what are you doing in New York?"

    Me: "Wait, who said anything about her not being from New York?"

    spontaneity illusion shattered

  8. I'm sure we all know it's super obvious that he picked out a Trump supporter on purpose… but the real question is why would a Trump supporter go to watch Stephen Colbert in the first place?

  9. Wow I'm majorly NOT a fan of Betsy. She must be related to some hire up and they forced her on Colbert. She was completely unfamiliar with the bit and not at all an interesting person, no wonder they had to cut out most of the parts where he just makes small talk with her. Must have been super awkward.

  10. I've never seen a Halloween card in my life! Why would you send Halloween cards? Who would you even send them to? Is this just an American thing?

  11. We. Send cards to family members, esp, young grandchildren who do not live near us and who love getting mail ! We also send Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentines , Easter and birthday cards to children and people we can't be with. It't called " communication and showing love " for all you out there!Never SAW or GOT a Halloween card ? You mustn't live in the USA or have a loving family scattered around the country!

  12. That foreheads so shiny shes blinding people in the front row.

    It looks like latex streched over a watermelon.

    Like it's gonna pop open and the tiny alien from men in black gonna walk out.

  13. ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐ŸŽถBECAUSE AM HAPPY ๐ŸŒž CLAP ALONG ๐ŸŒŽ IF YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPINESS IS ๐ŸŒž ๐Ÿ‘Œ

  14. Those were really funny, especially the alco-hoooowl-ic one, but who sends out a Halloween card? Furthermore, why did they need Betsy to do that bit? Wa-wait, what's that? Trump is president so nothing needs to make sense? All right then.

  15. Steven Miller also only one white sheet away from going as a KKK member on Halloween.. he already has the rhetoric down..

  16. @0:51 that poor guy raised his hand immeditely and got shunted – "someone not raising their hand" – real classy, Mr. Colbert.

  17. Obvious audience plant. She's wired and that's not a natural reaction to pin on a mic unless you were previously briefed. Most people would be, "Should I pin this on?"

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