Meet Cute – SNL

Meet Cute – SNL


>>>SOY COFFEE WITH LATTE MILK.
>>OOPS, SORRY.>>THAT’S OKAY.
THAT’S CRAZY. NOBODY EVER GETS MY ORDER.
>>ORDER UP!>>WE’RE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER
CUP! I’M STEVE.
>>I’M CLAIR. HI, STEVE.
>>I NEVER DO THIS, BUT — I WAS JUST WONDERING IF MAYBE, YOU
WANTED TO GET DINNER SOMETIME?>>UM — YEAH.
YEAH, I WOULD — I WOULD LOVE THAT.
>>OH, GREAT.>>OKAY, I’LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.
>>YEAH, I CAN’T WAIT.>>BYE, STEVE.
>>BYE, CLAIR.>>ANOTHER SOY COFFEE WITH LATTE
MILK.>>OH, BUT WAIT!
WHERE ARE WE GOING, AND WHAT TIME, AND WHAT’S YOUR LAST NAME,
AND WHAT’S YOUR PHONE NUMBER, WHAT’S EVERYTHING?
CLAIR!>>MOM.
THIS IS A LITTLE NUTS. BUT I THINK I JUST MET SOMEONE.
>>OH MY GOD!>>THE GIRL THAT WAS JUST HERE,
DO YOU KNOW HER LAST NAME?>>NO, DUDE, SORRY.
>>MAYBE THERE’S LIKE THE LAST NAME ON A RECEIPT THAT YOU COULD
CHECK?>>DUDE, I’M NOT JUST GOING TO
LIKE SHOW YOU SOMEONE’S RECEIPT.>>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A
SITUATION WHERE YOU MEET YOUR SOUL MATE, YOU JUST NEED THE
HELP OF A FRIEND?>>NO.
[ LAUGHTER ] ♪♪♪
>>3 MILLION RESULTS?>>I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU THIS
HAPPY. YOU ARE GOING TO LOOK AMAZING.
YOU’RE GOING TO GO OUT THERE AND BE LIKE, SAY WHAT?
HE’S GOING TO BE LIKE, GET ON IT!
>>HAVE YOU SEEN SOMEBODY NAMED CLAIR?
HI, IS THIS CLAIR? THERE’S A SUNSHINE IN HER EYES.
CLAIR? WELL, YOU’RE CRAZY.
♪♪♪>>NO.
>>OH!>>SHE’S LIKE THIS TALL AND SHE
DOESN’T TELL YOU LIKE IMPORTANT STUFF.
CLAIR! ♪♪♪
>>HE’LL BE HERE SOON. OKAY.
>>SHE COULD BE AT THE WINE BAR ON SECOND AVENUE, THE WINE
BAR ON THIRD AVENUE, ANY OF THE SUBWAY STATIONS —
>>DUDE, IT’S MANHATTAN WITH TWO Ts, NOT TWO Ds.
>>IT’S NOT MANHADDAN?>>NO, DUDE.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>HEY.
YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE –>>CLAIR!
CLAIR! CLAIR!
>>THANKS. THIS WAS — THIS WAS FUN.
>>CLAIR. CLAIR!
>>STEVE!>>CLAIR!
OH MY GOD, I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU ALL NIGHT!
>>OH, REALLY? WELL — YOU FOUND ME.
I DON’T NORMALLY DO THIS, BUT — WOULD YOU WANT TO COME UP?
>>OF COURSE. I WOULD LOVE THAT.
>>I’LL SEE YOU IN A SEC, THEN.>>SEE YOU UP THERE.
>>CLAIR, I DON’T KNOW WHAT APARTMENT YOU’RE IN!
CLAIR! [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

100 thoughts on “Meet Cute – SNL”

  1. This is exactly like any romantic movie they say I’ll meet you for dinner but they never say where or when and incredibly they find the restaurant. And then when they ask them to come up to their apartment and there’s like dozens and they magically find it.

  2. She was dressed as if it was summer and he was dressed for winter.
    Their mix matched outfits, weird drinks and jumping the gun let's me know this is bizarro Manhattan lolll

  3. I remember I had this mesmerizingly beautiful girl come into my work (I was a cashier at the time) I was in trance just admiring her beauty, not even sure if she saw I was staring. Well sure enough I had customers and had to get back to my job. So once I was done ringing them up I looked over and she was gone. I thought nothing of it because I worked by the main exit. So I turn my head and she slams her arms/hands down on my counter leaning in towards me saying "You have Beautiful Eyes". I was taken off gaurd, I was speechless, I tried to talk but choked a mere "Thanks". I could only look at her teeth I was too shy to make eye contact. I rang her up and watched her leave. I wanted to go out to the parking lot and say something to her but didn't, I had several customers. I waited for her to come back but she never did.

  4. What bugs me more than that is when characters order food and drinks just to have a dialogue and then leave without even touching anything.

  5. I met this girl once while buying pair of Cashmere gloves, we went to a nice restaurant for dessert.

    Later when we returned to the store things she gave me her number but the wind blew it out and she blamed it was a bad omen and we will be together in an alternative universe.
    Now I am getting married to another girl but I constantly think if we will meet again?

  6. No joke I had a real life meet cute… born on same day in same city…. told her she’s hot but movies ruined it …. I don’t do meet cutes …

  7. After all these years she still doesn’t close that damn mouth. Teeth always saying hello before her.

  8. it's a crying ass shame that pete davidson didn't commit suicide. SNL is so over NBC needs to retire lourne michaels before he destroys the fond memories generated by past snl.

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