Prostitutes & Instant Lottery Tickets – Depressing Maths 2 (Animated British Comedy Sketch)

Prostitutes & Instant Lottery Tickets – Depressing Maths 2 (Animated British Comedy Sketch)


[Awful Music] [Spotlights] Errrrrrrr. The Rev Jim Jones: With a degree of dignity [Children Talking] Teacher: Right kids, listen up. We haven’t got that long left so I’ll quickly write the homework question on the board. If I draw a square that is 15 meters by 15 meters. This is a house okay everyone? Right, we then divide the square into
quarters- -like this for rooms. Then I add a circle that encloses the square like this. This is the restraining order- [Bang, Bang, Bang]
-that prevents me entering my own home okay? [Bang, Bang, Bang]
The one me and Cecilia, the she devil bitch in disguise… Ahhh. Lived in for 10
years, 3 months and 27 days. The radius of the circle is 75 feet, meaning my restraining order is 150 feet. Extra credit if you can tell me what my
restraining order is in meters. Something even the judge didn’t know. Ha! Now if I made time for my wife, never spent all our money- [Trap Music]
-on prostitutes and instant
lottery tickets- [Trap Music]
-and didn’t have a horrible codeine and promethazine addiction. Ahhhh. How long has it been since I last saw my kids? Girl: Five days? Boy: A year? Teacher: No kid, no. It’s been 7 hours and 15 days. [Bell Rings] Ahhhh. 8 Fucking hours. Ah for Christ’s sake. [Murder, She Wrote Theme Song]

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