Key & Peele – Text Message Confusion – Uncensored

Key & Peele – Text Message Confusion – Uncensored

– “BEEN TRYING TO REACH OUT TO YOU ALL DAY. ARE WE ON FOR TONIGHT?” [sighs] JEEZ. – WHAT? YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. I’M LANCE MOORE. TOUCHDOWN, BITCH. WHAT? PAUSE. [phone chimes] OH, SHOOT. KEEGAN’S BEEN…

Key & Peele – Boxing Press Conference

Key & Peele – Boxing Press Conference

– THIS IS THE FIGHT EVERYBODY’S BEEN WAITING FOR, BUT WHEN I GET ANDRE IN THE RING, MAN, IT’S GONNA BE CRUEL AND QUICK, ‘CAUSE IT’S GONNA BE, LIKE, ONE-TWO, ONE-TWO, BOOM, AND YOU OUT. – MAN, [bleep] YOU, CLAUDIUS…

Key & Peele – Nooice

Key & Peele – Nooice

♪ – NOICE! ♪ NOICE! ♪ NOICE! – NOICE! ♪ – NOICE! – NOICE! – [laughs] – EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. ‘SCUSE ME. ‘SCUSE ME. ‘SCUSE ME, ‘SCUSE ME. ‘SCUSE ME, ‘SCUSE ME, ‘SCUSE ME. ‘SCUSE ME, ‘SCUSE ME, ‘SCUSE…

The Debate Over Europe’s Stolen African Art | The Daily Show

The Debate Over Europe’s Stolen African Art | The Daily Show

Sometimes we spend so much covering America’s history of racial injustice, we forget where it all began: Europe, the O.G. of racism. Yeah, if America is Jacquees, Europe is the real king of R&B. White people, ask your black friend…

Key & Peele – Dubstep

Key & Peele – Dubstep

I HAVE FINISHED MY BEDROOM. I HAVE FINISHED THE OFFICE. AND I’M JUST WRAPPING UP THE LIVING ROOM. – OKAY. – SO YEAH. – I’LL GET PACK-A-LACKIN’. – I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. – MIND IF I PUT ON…

Prepared for Terries – Key & Peele

Prepared for Terries – Key & Peele

[low music in headphones] ♪ Yo. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Yo, yo. Excuse–Excuse me? Oh man, oh man, oh man. I’ll tell you one thing, if 9/11st were to happen up on this here plane, psht, don’t worry. We got…

Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl

Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl

– HI, EVERYBODY, I’M DAVE STASSEN ALONGSIDE GEOFF WORTHING, AND WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL EAST/WEST BOWL, AS WE GET READY TO WATCH SOME OF THE BEST COLLEGE PLAYERS IN THE NATION SHOWCASE THEIR SKILLS IN A CLASSIC SHOWDOWN BETWEEN EAST…

Key & Peele – Black Republicans

Key & Peele – Black Republicans

– HELLO, AND WELCOME TO THE FIFTH ANNUAL MEETING OF THE TALLAHASSEE BLACK REPUBLICANS. NOW, I’M PISSED! all: MM-HMM. – ROYALLY PISSED! all: MM-HMM. – LAST NOVEMBER, BARACK OBAMA WAS RE-ELECTED PRESIDENT, AND THE BLACK VOTE WENT ALMOST ENTIRELY TO…

Key & Peele – High On Potenuse

Key & Peele – High On Potenuse

– THE RIGHT TRIANGLE’S LONGEST SIDE IS CALLED THE HYPOTENUSE, AND IT’S THIS SIDE HERE. – HEY, I WISH I WERE HIGH ON POTENUSE. – [giggles] “I WISH I WAS HIGH ON POTENUSE.” [laughter] – OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. OH, MR.…

Key & Peele – Mr. T PSA

Key & Peele – Mr. T PSA

[techno music] ♪ – NOBODY LIKES YOU, YOU GIRL. – WELL, YOU’RE A DIFFERENT COLOR THAN ME, AND THAT’S BAD. – OH, YEAH? WELL, YOU DRESS LIKE– – NOW HOLD ON A SECOND! both: WHOA! MR. T? – NEVER MAKE…