Key & Peele – Text Message Confusion – Uncensored

Key & Peele – Text Message Confusion – Uncensored

– “BEEN TRYING TO REACH OUT TO YOU ALL DAY. ARE WE ON FOR TONIGHT?” [sighs] JEEZ. – WHAT? YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. I’M LANCE MOORE. TOUCHDOWN, BITCH. WHAT? PAUSE. [phone chimes] OH, SHOOT. KEEGAN’S BEEN…

Key & Peele – Nooice

Key & Peele – Nooice

♪ – NOICE! ♪ NOICE! ♪ NOICE! – NOICE! ♪ – NOICE! – NOICE! – [laughs] – EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. ‘SCUSE ME. ‘SCUSE ME. ‘SCUSE ME, ‘SCUSE ME. ‘SCUSE ME, ‘SCUSE ME, ‘SCUSE ME. ‘SCUSE ME, ‘SCUSE ME, ‘SCUSE…

Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl

Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl

– HI, EVERYBODY, I’M DAVE STASSEN ALONGSIDE GEOFF WORTHING, AND WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL EAST/WEST BOWL, AS WE GET READY TO WATCH SOME OF THE BEST COLLEGE PLAYERS IN THE NATION SHOWCASE THEIR SKILLS IN A CLASSIC SHOWDOWN BETWEEN EAST…

Key & Peele – High On Potenuse

Key & Peele – High On Potenuse

– THE RIGHT TRIANGLE’S LONGEST SIDE IS CALLED THE HYPOTENUSE, AND IT’S THIS SIDE HERE. – HEY, I WISH I WERE HIGH ON POTENUSE. – [giggles] “I WISH I WAS HIGH ON POTENUSE.” [laughter] – OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. OH, MR.…

Key & Peele – Mr. T PSA

Key & Peele – Mr. T PSA

[techno music] ♪ – NOBODY LIKES YOU, YOU GIRL. – WELL, YOU’RE A DIFFERENT COLOR THAN ME, AND THAT’S BAD. – OH, YEAH? WELL, YOU DRESS LIKE– – NOW HOLD ON A SECOND! both: WHOA! MR. T? – NEVER MAKE…

Key & Peele – Power Falcons

Key & Peele – Power Falcons

[rock music] – ♪ SAVING EARTH FROM SPACE ♪ POWER FALCONS! – [roars] [falcon screech] [growls] – YELLOW FALCON, WHAT DO YOUR SENSES TELL YA? – DESTRUCTO IS A KILLING MACHINE. – [growls] – HIS ARMOR IS IMPERVIOUS TO OUR…

Key & Peele – Strike Force Eagle 3: The Reckoning – Uncensored

Key & Peele – Strike Force Eagle 3: The Reckoning – Uncensored

[man speaking indistinctly over walkie-talkie] – FRONT OF HOUSE IS CLEAR. – HUH? DID YOU HEAR THAT? – MUST’VE BEEN NOTHING. – BACK PATIO’S CLEAR. [woman laughing] – [grunts] – [gasps] – SHH. – NOW IT’S MY TURN TO PLAY.…

Key & Peele – “Family Matters” – Uncensored

Key & Peele – “Family Matters” – Uncensored

– YOU–LET ME THROUGH. THIS IS BULLSHIT, GENE. – WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT. WHAT’S THE MATTER, RICH? – IN THE NEXT EPISODE STEVE URKEL TURNS CARL INTO A GIANT SANDWICH AND ACCIDENTALLY EATS HIM? – HA-HA, BUT WAIT, THAT’S HILARIOUS,…

Key & Peele – Party Games

Key & Peele – Party Games

– BUT YOU CAN’T SAY THE NAME OF THE CELEBRITY OR ANY PART OF THEIR NAME, GOT IT? – YEAH. – YEAH, WE GOT IT. – WE GOT IT. – YOU ARE SO GONNA LOSE. – BABY, YOU ARE GOING…

Key & Peele – Pegasus Sighting

Key & Peele – Pegasus Sighting

– WHAT DO WE DO? THEY TOLD US AT THE STATION TO COME DOWN HERE AND FILL TIME, BUT, UH, THERE’S NO STORY HERE. – IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD, THERE’S ALWAYS A STORY. HERE, GIMME THE NAME OF A MYTHICAL CREATURE.…