Nobody Wants to Help You Move – Key & Peele

Nobody Wants to Help You Move – Key & Peele

Oh, thank you. I wish I could just stay at my old place, but I can’t afford the new rent. Yeah, moving sucks. You know, strangers handling your belongings. The movers always break something. Oh, no, I can’t afford professional…

Key & Peele – Text Message Confusion – Uncensored

Key & Peele – Text Message Confusion – Uncensored

– “BEEN TRYING TO REACH OUT TO YOU ALL DAY. ARE WE ON FOR TONIGHT?” [sighs] JEEZ. – WHAT? YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. I’M LANCE MOORE. TOUCHDOWN, BITCH. WHAT? PAUSE. [phone chimes] OH, SHOOT. KEEGAN’S BEEN…

Key & Peele – Magician Cop

Key & Peele – Magician Cop

[indistinct radio chatter] [tapping on glass] – WAS I SPEEDING, OFFICER? – YOU DON’T LOOK LIKE YOU’RE FROM AROUND HERE. – NO, SIR. – YOU BEEN DOING ANY DRUGS TONIGHT? – NO, SIR. – NOPE? – NO. – WHY DON’T…

Key & Peele – Nooice

Key & Peele – Nooice

♪ – NOICE! ♪ NOICE! ♪ NOICE! – NOICE! ♪ – NOICE! – NOICE! – [laughs] – EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. ‘SCUSE ME. ‘SCUSE ME. ‘SCUSE ME, ‘SCUSE ME. ‘SCUSE ME, ‘SCUSE ME, ‘SCUSE ME. ‘SCUSE ME, ‘SCUSE ME, ‘SCUSE…

Key & Peele – Dubstep

Key & Peele – Dubstep

I HAVE FINISHED MY BEDROOM. I HAVE FINISHED THE OFFICE. AND I’M JUST WRAPPING UP THE LIVING ROOM. – OKAY. – SO YEAH. – I’LL GET PACK-A-LACKIN’. – I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. – MIND IF I PUT ON…

Prepared for Terries – Key & Peele

Prepared for Terries – Key & Peele

[low music in headphones] ♪ Yo. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Yo, yo. Excuse–Excuse me? Oh man, oh man, oh man. I’ll tell you one thing, if 9/11st were to happen up on this here plane, psht, don’t worry. We got…

Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl

Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl

– HI, EVERYBODY, I’M DAVE STASSEN ALONGSIDE GEOFF WORTHING, AND WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL EAST/WEST BOWL, AS WE GET READY TO WATCH SOME OF THE BEST COLLEGE PLAYERS IN THE NATION SHOWCASE THEIR SKILLS IN A CLASSIC SHOWDOWN BETWEEN EAST…

Key & Peele – High On Potenuse

Key & Peele – High On Potenuse

– THE RIGHT TRIANGLE’S LONGEST SIDE IS CALLED THE HYPOTENUSE, AND IT’S THIS SIDE HERE. – HEY, I WISH I WERE HIGH ON POTENUSE. – [giggles] “I WISH I WAS HIGH ON POTENUSE.” [laughter] – OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. OH, MR.…

Key & Peele – Mr. T PSA

Key & Peele – Mr. T PSA

[techno music] ♪ – NOBODY LIKES YOU, YOU GIRL. – WELL, YOU’RE A DIFFERENT COLOR THAN ME, AND THAT’S BAD. – OH, YEAH? WELL, YOU DRESS LIKE– – NOW HOLD ON A SECOND! both: WHOA! MR. T? – NEVER MAKE…

Key & Peele – Power Falcons

Key & Peele – Power Falcons

[rock music] – ♪ SAVING EARTH FROM SPACE ♪ POWER FALCONS! – [roars] [falcon screech] [growls] – YELLOW FALCON, WHAT DO YOUR SENSES TELL YA? – DESTRUCTO IS A KILLING MACHINE. – [growls] – HIS ARMOR IS IMPERVIOUS TO OUR…