Key & Peele – Meegan and Andre Break Up

Key & Peele – Meegan and Andre Break Up

So what do you want to do tonight? Like, I was thinking maybe we could meet up with Amy and Brad, and, like, before that, we could go to Angela’s, and before that, we could, like, just go– Meegan. I…

ANGRY RACCOONS | SKETCH

ANGRY RACCOONS | SKETCH

ANGRY RACCOONS – I told you this is the right place – This doesn’t look right, where the fuck are we? – No… This is it, look there’s like a park ranger’s office there [SNAKE HISS, DISTANT ANIMALS] Let’s go,…

Key & Peele – Magician Cop

Key & Peele – Magician Cop

[indistinct radio chatter] [tapping on glass] – WAS I SPEEDING, OFFICER? – YOU DON’T LOOK LIKE YOU’RE FROM AROUND HERE. – NO, SIR. – YOU BEEN DOING ANY DRUGS TONIGHT? – NO, SIR. – NOPE? – NO. – WHY DON’T…

Key & Peele – Party Games

Key & Peele – Party Games

– BUT YOU CAN’T SAY THE NAME OF THE CELEBRITY OR ANY PART OF THEIR NAME, GOT IT? – YEAH. – YEAH, WE GOT IT. – WE GOT IT. – YOU ARE SO GONNA LOSE. – BABY, YOU ARE GOING…

Key & Peele – Pizza Order

Key & Peele – Pizza Order

– HELLO? THANKS FOR CALLING MARIO’S PIZZA. THIS IS CARLOS SPEAKING. – HELLO. WE WOULD LIKE A LARGE PIE WITH PEPPERONI, PINEAPPLE, AND CHEESY CRUST. – LARGE PEPPERONI WITH PINEAPPLE AND CHEESY CRUST. – WE WOULD ALSO LIKE A LARGE…

Substitute Teacher – Key & Peele

Substitute Teacher – Key & Peele

[bell rings] – ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, Y’ALL. I’M Y’ALL’S SUBSTITUTE TEACHER, MR. GARVEY. I TAUGHT SCHOOL FOR 20 YEARS IN THE INNER CITY, SO DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT MESSING WITH ME. Y’ALL FEEL ME? – MM-HMM. – OKAY. LET’S…