Sexy Vampires – Key & Peele

Sexy Vampires – Key & Peele

(seductive music) (hissing) (hissing) Brothers and sisters. (hissing) Tonight, the newest member of our family will feast for the first time. (hissing) Ophelia, bring the new blood. Ah, brother Tyrell, welcome to the first night of your new end, what…

Key & Peele – Dad’s Hollywood Secret

Key & Peele – Dad’s Hollywood Secret

– HELLO, EVERYONE. I’M JOSEPH CARMICHAEL. OTIS IS–WAS MY FATHER. BUT WE ARE NOT HERE TODAY TO MOURN HIS DEATH, BUT TO CELEBRATE HIS LIFE. WE KNEW OTIS AS A TEACHER, A COMMUNITY LEADER, A ROLE MODEL, A HUSBAND, AND…

An Insult Comic Meets His Match – Key & Peele

An Insult Comic Meets His Match – Key & Peele

(crowd cheering) All right, thank you sir! All right. All right, how’s everybody, how’s everybody doin’? (crowd cheering) All right, and you guys can all hear me okay? Yeah! I know this guy can right here, boy this guys ears…

Bobby Lee – Sketch Comedy on Vicodin – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

Bobby Lee – Sketch Comedy on Vicodin – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

Mr. Bobby Lee, everybody! I used to be on a show called MADtv. [cheers and applause] It was kind of like SNL but for Mexicans. 12 Mexicans watched that show, so if you’re a fan, Hola, que tal? So I…

Bret Ernst – Toilet Paper Runway – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

Bret Ernst – Toilet Paper Runway – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

– I was a little cheesy back in the day. Like, if you’re over 30, I don’t know, you remember that one asshole in the club with just a vest on? [laughter] I mean, like, like, who goes out with…

Key & Peele – Pirate Chantey

Key & Peele – Pirate Chantey

[sea shanty music] ♪ ♪ I once met a lass so fine ♪ She was drunk on barley wine ♪ I’d been to sea for months a’three ♪ ♪ I knew I could make her mine ♪ And the lass…

Tosh.0 – Web Redemption – Football-to-the-Face Girl

Tosh.0 – Web Redemption – Football-to-the-Face Girl

– Auburn looking for its firsthome conference win since 2014.[whistle shrills] – I got it! I got it! I got it! – Whoa! – Could be worse. She could have been at Baylor. That’s Ashley, and if we go to…

Key & Peele – Who Thinks They Can Dance?

Key & Peele – Who Thinks They Can Dance?

[electronic music] – WE MET B-BOY JOSEPH IN ATLANTA, G.A. – HI, JOSEPH. – [British accent] ALL RIGHT. YEAH. START THE MUSIC. [hip-hop music] ♪ – HAS HE STARTED YET? – I THINK– I’M PRETTY SURE THIS IS IT. ♪…

Key & Peele – Confederate Reenactors

Key & Peele – Confederate Reenactors

– MEN, AS WE LAUNCH THE COUNTERATTACK AGAINST THE UNION ARMY, WE MUST REMEMBER THAT EVEN THOUGH WE MAY DIE A GLORIOUS DEATH ON THE BATTLEFIELD, WE DO SO TO PRESERVE A WAY OF LIFE. THE SOUTHERN WAY OF LIFE.…

Key & Peele – Meegan and Andre Break Up

Key & Peele – Meegan and Andre Break Up

So what do you want to do tonight? Like, I was thinking maybe we could meet up with Amy and Brad, and, like, before that, we could go to Angela’s, and before that, we could, like, just go– Meegan. I…