Nobody Wants to Help You Move – Key & Peele

Nobody Wants to Help You Move – Key & Peele

Oh, thank you. I wish I could just stay at my old place, but I can’t afford the new rent. Yeah, moving sucks. You know, strangers handling your belongings. The movers always break something. Oh, no, I can’t afford professional…

Key & Peele – Cat Poster

Key & Peele – Cat Poster

– JOHNNY. OKAY, CARTER. I CAN STAY HERE ALL NIGHT. SO WHY DON’T YOU AND I CUT THE CRAP, AND YOU TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED ON MARCH 15TH? – AND WHAT’S IN IT FOR CARTER FINLEY? – WHAT’S IN IT…

Prepared for Terries – Key & Peele

Prepared for Terries – Key & Peele

[low music in headphones] ♪ Yo. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Yo, yo. Excuse–Excuse me? Oh man, oh man, oh man. I’ll tell you one thing, if 9/11st were to happen up on this here plane, psht, don’t worry. We got…

Key & Peele – Black Republicans

Key & Peele – Black Republicans

– HELLO, AND WELCOME TO THE FIFTH ANNUAL MEETING OF THE TALLAHASSEE BLACK REPUBLICANS. NOW, I’M PISSED! all: MM-HMM. – ROYALLY PISSED! all: MM-HMM. – LAST NOVEMBER, BARACK OBAMA WAS RE-ELECTED PRESIDENT, AND THE BLACK VOTE WENT ALMOST ENTIRELY TO…

Key & Peele – Mr. T PSA

Key & Peele – Mr. T PSA

[techno music] ♪ – NOBODY LIKES YOU, YOU GIRL. – WELL, YOU’RE A DIFFERENT COLOR THAN ME, AND THAT’S BAD. – OH, YEAH? WELL, YOU DRESS LIKE– – NOW HOLD ON A SECOND! both: WHOA! MR. T? – NEVER MAKE…

Key & Peele – Power Falcons

Key & Peele – Power Falcons

[rock music] – ♪ SAVING EARTH FROM SPACE ♪ POWER FALCONS! – [roars] [falcon screech] [growls] – YELLOW FALCON, WHAT DO YOUR SENSES TELL YA? – DESTRUCTO IS A KILLING MACHINE. – [growls] – HIS ARMOR IS IMPERVIOUS TO OUR…

Key & Peele’s Best Celebrity Impressions, Volume Two – Key & Peele

Key & Peele’s Best Celebrity Impressions, Volume Two – Key & Peele

Oh, hello my little darling. Man… [bleep] You. You. Suck my… [bleep] This house ain’t… [bleep] Mrs. Whittaker. I have been babysitting for 20 years. I’ve seen it all. The thing is, Forest is a unique child. Everything is going…

Key & Peele – Strike Force Eagle 3: The Reckoning – Uncensored

Key & Peele – Strike Force Eagle 3: The Reckoning – Uncensored

[man speaking indistinctly over walkie-talkie] – FRONT OF HOUSE IS CLEAR. – HUH? DID YOU HEAR THAT? – MUST’VE BEEN NOTHING. – BACK PATIO’S CLEAR. [woman laughing] – [grunts] – [gasps] – SHH. – NOW IT’S MY TURN TO PLAY.…

Key & Peele – “Family Matters” – Uncensored

Key & Peele – “Family Matters” – Uncensored

– YOU–LET ME THROUGH. THIS IS BULLSHIT, GENE. – WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT. WHAT’S THE MATTER, RICH? – IN THE NEXT EPISODE STEVE URKEL TURNS CARL INTO A GIANT SANDWICH AND ACCIDENTALLY EATS HIM? – HA-HA, BUT WAIT, THAT’S HILARIOUS,…

Key & Peele – Party Games

Key & Peele – Party Games

– BUT YOU CAN’T SAY THE NAME OF THE CELEBRITY OR ANY PART OF THEIR NAME, GOT IT? – YEAH. – YEAH, WE GOT IT. – WE GOT IT. – YOU ARE SO GONNA LOSE. – BABY, YOU ARE GOING…