If Hogwarts Were an Inner-City School – Key & Peele

If Hogwarts Were an Inner-City School – Key & Peele

– OKAY, BUT DO I LOOK IN THE CAMERA? NO? OH, AT YOU? ALL RIGHT. [chuckles] LIKE ON TELEVISION, ALL RIGHT. [magical sparking] [booming] – NOW, KNOCK IT OFF! ALL THE STUPID-ASS GRAB-ASS AND TOUCHY-FEELY BULL[bleep]! GOD DAMN! I TOLD…

The Saddest Sibling Rivalry of All Time – Key & Peele

The Saddest Sibling Rivalry of All Time – Key & Peele

– It is so good to see you, Keith. – Yeah, we usually have to wait for a special occasion. – Actually, I have a little surprise. I got engaged. – Oh. (laughs) – Oh. (laughs) – Son. – (claps)…

When Mr. T Won’t Leave You Alone – Key & Peele

When Mr. T Won’t Leave You Alone – Key & Peele

(laughter) (upbeat dance music) – Nobody likes you, you girl. – Well, you’re a different color than me, and that’s bad. – Oh, yeah? Well, you dress like a– – Now, hold on a second. – [Kids] Whoa, Mr. T!…

Key & Peele – Pirate Chantey

Key & Peele – Pirate Chantey

[sea shanty music] ♪ ♪ I once met a lass so fine ♪ She was drunk on barley wine ♪ I’d been to sea for months a’three ♪ ♪ I knew I could make her mine ♪ And the lass…

Key & Peele – Outkast Reunion – Uncensored

Key & Peele – Outkast Reunion – Uncensored

Here’s your coffee. Hey, man, I just have to say, I am a huge fan. Outkast, like, changed my life. Yeah, yeah. Thanks, man. So are you gonna collaborate with André 3000 again? Nah. How come? People grow apart. Greetings.…

Key & Peele – TeachingCenter

Key & Peele – TeachingCenter

(male announcer) Teaching Center is brought to you by BMW. The ultimate driving machine. [upbeat rock music] ♪ ♪ Hello and welcome to Teaching Center. I’m Boyd Maxwell, with today’s top stories from the exciting world of teaching. And I’m…

Why Didn’t This Happen More on “The Wire”? – Key & Peele

Why Didn’t This Happen More on “The Wire”? – Key & Peele

– YOU READY, HOMIE? – HELLS YEAH. – LET’S TAKE THESE [bleep]ERS OUT. – HOLD UP. NAH… – WHAT? – WE GOTTA GO BACK HOME, MAN. – WHY? – I POOPED MY PANTS. – WHAT? – JUST NOW. I JUST…

Key & Peele – You Can Do Anything

Key & Peele – You Can Do Anything

– WHAT A MIND-BLOWING FINISH TO AN INCREDIBLE GAME TONIGHT, WITH CHARLIE SANDERS WINNING THE GAME IN LITERALLY THE LAST SECOND. UNBELIEVABLE, TRULY SPECTACULAR. CHARLIE SANDERS, HOW DOES IT FEEL? – HEY, YO, I WANNA SAY SOMETHIN’ TO EVERYBODY WATCHIN’.…

Key & Peele – Dicknanigans

Key & Peele – Dicknanigans

– THEY’RE A STEP AHEAD OF US EVERY SINGLE TIME. – OH, ABSOLUTELY. – A STEP AHEAD EVERY– – DICKNANIGANS. [somber ambient music] ♪ [honks car horn] [crash] – NO. both: MM-HMM, MM-HMM. – [whispering] DICKNANIGANS. – IT’S AMAZING. [indistinct…

The Tell-Tale Signs that Someone’s a Snitch (feat. Mekhi Phifer) – Key & Peele

The Tell-Tale Signs that Someone’s a Snitch (feat. Mekhi Phifer) – Key & Peele

Hey, yo, no matter what, dawg, don’t snitch. Okay, I ain’t saying nothing, dude. You know me. I’d die before I turn snitch. You tell them nothing, they got nothing. Yeah. You think J-Rock talking? Hell no, dawg. J-Rock is…