Wow! You really came out of nowhere. What? No. No, I was stopped at that stop sign. Yeah. Listen, let’s just exchange information and have our insurance companies take care of it. Right. Yeah. I’m gonna get my info. Yes,…
Tag: Key & Peele
“Baby, It’s Cold Outside” Is Super Creepy (Parody Song) – Key & Peele
[jazzy standard music] – ♪ WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME? ♪ – ♪ YOU SHOULD JUST STAY HERE TONIGHT ♪ – ♪ I’VE HAD TOO MUCH WINE ♪ – ♪ YOU WILL LEAVE AT FIRST LIGHT ♪ – ♪…
The World’s Worst Liar (“The Usual Suspects” Parody) – Key & Peele
– Johnny. Okay, Carter. I can stay here all night. So why don’t you and I cut the crap, and you tell me what happened on March 15th? – And what’s in it for Carter Finley? – What’s in it…
Someone’s Gotta Say It – Key & Peele
[sighs] excuse me, sir. Well. Oh, well, well, well. Fucking mexicans. Oh, man, do not get me started on the mexicans. Hey, I was just saying. They hold the goddamn economy together. You know what, man? Damn straight. If 12%…
What Catcalling Was Like in the Olden Days – Key & Peele
(whew) Ha ha. Whoo-whee! Miss Clarissa, I’m gonna tell you, girl. In that dress, you looking about as sweet as a field full of honeysuckle after a spring rain shower. [chuckles] How do you do it, girl? Mm! That ass,…
Sexy Vampires – Key & Peele
(seductive music) (hissing) (hissing) Brothers and sisters. (hissing) Tonight, the newest member of our family will feast for the first time. (hissing) Ophelia, bring the new blood. Ah, brother Tyrell, welcome to the first night of your new end, what…
Key & Peele – Cunnilingus Class
– WHAT UP, HOMIES? – WELCOME TO… both: CUNNILINGUS CLASS. – I’M SHABOOTS MICHAELS. – I’M T-RAY TOMBSTONE. – AND WE’RE HERE TO TEACH Y’ALL HOW TO… both: GO DOWN ON BITCHES RIGHT. – NOW BITCHES AIN’T BEING SATISFIED, SO…
Dueling Hats – Key & Peele
IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THE FAMILY CIRCUS BETTER THANDILBERT? FOR INSTANCE–OH. YO, WHAT’S UP, MAN? HOW YOU… BEEN? – OH, YOU KNOW, CUZ. KEEPIN’ IT STRAIGHT. [suspenseful percussive music] ♪ ♪ YOU KNOW. – ALL RIGHT, COOL. WELL, I GUESS…
Getting Out-Frenched at a French Restaurant – Key & Peele
– THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE OF THE BEST FRENCH PLACES IN TOWN. – MM, I DID NOT REALIZE THAT YOU WERE SO CULTURED. – YOU’RE SWEET. MY FRENCH IS PRETTY GOOD, SO I CAN ORDER FOR BOTH OF…
Key & Peele – Dad’s Hollywood Secret
– HELLO, EVERYONE. I’M JOSEPH CARMICHAEL. OTIS IS–WAS MY FATHER. BUT WE ARE NOT HERE TODAY TO MOURN HIS DEATH, BUT TO CELEBRATE HIS LIFE. WE KNEW OTIS AS A TEACHER, A COMMUNITY LEADER, A ROLE MODEL, A HUSBAND, AND…