Oh, thank you. I wish I could just stay at my old place, but I can’t afford the new rent. Yeah, moving sucks. You know, strangers handling your belongings. The movers always break something. Oh, no, I can’t afford professional…
Tag: Key & Peele
Key & Peele – Cat Poster
– JOHNNY. OKAY, CARTER. I CAN STAY HERE ALL NIGHT. SO WHY DON’T YOU AND I CUT THE CRAP, AND YOU TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED ON MARCH 15TH? – AND WHAT’S IN IT FOR CARTER FINLEY? – WHAT’S IN IT…
Key & Peele – Text Message Confusion – Uncensored
– “BEEN TRYING TO REACH OUT TO YOU ALL DAY. ARE WE ON FOR TONIGHT?” [sighs] JEEZ. – WHAT? YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. I’M LANCE MOORE. TOUCHDOWN, BITCH. WHAT? PAUSE. [phone chimes] OH, SHOOT. KEEGAN’S BEEN…
Key & Peele – Magician Cop
[indistinct radio chatter] [tapping on glass] – WAS I SPEEDING, OFFICER? – YOU DON’T LOOK LIKE YOU’RE FROM AROUND HERE. – NO, SIR. – YOU BEEN DOING ANY DRUGS TONIGHT? – NO, SIR. – NOPE? – NO. – WHY DON’T…
Key & Peele – Boxing Press Conference
– THIS IS THE FIGHT EVERYBODY’S BEEN WAITING FOR, BUT WHEN I GET ANDRE IN THE RING, MAN, IT’S GONNA BE CRUEL AND QUICK, ‘CAUSE IT’S GONNA BE, LIKE, ONE-TWO, ONE-TWO, BOOM, AND YOU OUT. – MAN, [bleep] YOU, CLAUDIUS…
Key & Peele – Nooice
♪ – NOICE! ♪ NOICE! ♪ NOICE! – NOICE! ♪ – NOICE! – NOICE! – [laughs] – EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. ‘SCUSE ME. ‘SCUSE ME. ‘SCUSE ME, ‘SCUSE ME. ‘SCUSE ME, ‘SCUSE ME, ‘SCUSE ME. ‘SCUSE ME, ‘SCUSE ME, ‘SCUSE…
Key & Peele – Dubstep
I HAVE FINISHED MY BEDROOM. I HAVE FINISHED THE OFFICE. AND I’M JUST WRAPPING UP THE LIVING ROOM. – OKAY. – SO YEAH. – I’LL GET PACK-A-LACKIN’. – I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. – MIND IF I PUT ON…
Prepared for Terries – Key & Peele
[low music in headphones] ♪ Yo. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Yo, yo. Excuse–Excuse me? Oh man, oh man, oh man. I’ll tell you one thing, if 9/11st were to happen up on this here plane, psht, don’t worry. We got…
Key & Peele – Hoodie
♪ [door creaks] – COME ON, KIDS. [soul music] ♪
Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl
– HI, EVERYBODY, I’M DAVE STASSEN ALONGSIDE GEOFF WORTHING, AND WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL EAST/WEST BOWL, AS WE GET READY TO WATCH SOME OF THE BEST COLLEGE PLAYERS IN THE NATION SHOWCASE THEIR SKILLS IN A CLASSIC SHOWDOWN BETWEEN EAST…