The Lady Penis | Gender Equality Sketch

The Lady Penis | Gender Equality Sketch

Ladies are you tired of everyday tasks being such a struggle? Trying to maintain the perfect balance between career, family and ME time?? Are you not getting the respect you deserve it work? We’re sick of this SHIT! The answer…

Shud the Mermaid – SNL

Shud the Mermaid – SNL

♪♪♪ >>>TRUE TALES FROM THE SEA. FROM U.S. FIGHTER PILOT HARRISON BECKETT, 1944.>>MY PLANE WAS SHOT DOWN OVER THE PACIFIC. I FELL INTO THE SEA, AND SURRENDERED TO DEATH. YET I AWOKE ON THE SHORE OF A SMALL DESERTED ISLAND,…

Rap Song – SNL

Rap Song – SNL

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>UH, UH. IT’S THAT NEW TRACK. NEW MONEY CREW. CASH STACK RECORDS. REPRESENT. ♪♪♪ BIG CHRIS!>>WITH SHANTASIA. >>FEATURING YOUR BOY, YUNG BITCH. >>HERE IT COMES. PRINSEXXXY ON THE TRACK HOLDIN’ IT DOWN ♪>>SNO’CONE! >>YEAH. THEY…

World’s Most Evil Invention – SNL

World’s Most Evil Invention – SNL

>>>ORDER MY COLLEAGUES AND CALAMITY. I HEREBY CALL TO ORDER THE MEETING OF THE INTERNATIONAL MAD SCIENTISTS SOCIETY. AS YOU KNOW IT IS TIME FOR THE MAD SCIENTISTS SOCIETY ANNUAL MOST EVIL INVENTION IN THE WORLD CONTEST. >>HEAR, HEAR, EVIL!>>YES.…

Baby Shower – SNL

Baby Shower – SNL

>>OH, BURP CLOTHS WITH LITTLE DUCKIES ON THEM. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THROWING ME THE BABY SHOWER. I FEEL SO WELCOMED TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD.>>OF COURSE. SO WHEN ARE YOU BECOMING A MOM.>>MY DUE DATE IS JULY 14. >>NO, THAT’S…

Cockpit – SNL

Cockpit – SNL

>>>NOW BOARDING AMERICAN AIRLINES FLIGHT 809, NONSTOP SEATTLE TO TACOMA. >>GOOD MORNING.>>GOOD MORNING. >>OH MY GOD. SULLY SULLENBERGER? YOU LANDED THAT PLANE IN THE HUDSON RIVER. YOU SAVED ALL THOSE PEOPLE’S LIVES. >>AH, WELL. I JUST DID WHAT YOU HAD…

Donald Trump Press Conference Cold Open – SNL

Donald Trump Press Conference Cold Open – SNL

>>>THE FOLLOWING IS A REBROADCAST OF DONALD TRUMP’S FIRST PRESS CONFERENCE AS PRESIDENT-ELECT.>>HELLO. HELLO, THANK YOU FOR COMING. I WOULD LIKE TO START BY ANSWERING THE QUESTION, WHAT’S ON EVERYONE’S MIND. YES, THIS IS ME LIVE. I REALLY A.M. ON…

Turtle Shirt – SNL

Turtle Shirt – SNL

>>IT WAS LIKE SEARS ALL THE WAY. HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW LOW THE AIRLINE IS.>>PATRICK. MAY I TALK WITH YOU IN MY OFFICE? >>YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT TALKING ABOUT YOUR BOSS AGAIN. IF ONLY YOU CAN HIDE SOMEWHERE. NOW YOU…

Substitute Teacher – SNL

Substitute Teacher – SNL

>>>ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, SETTLE DOWN. THIS CLASS DONE ALREADY RAN OFF ANOTHER TEACHER! SO WE GOT YOU A SUBSTITUTE TODAY. ALSO, WHAT IS THAT SMELL IN HERE? YOUR CHANGING BODIES ARE PUMPING OUT SO MUCH SWEAT, NOW YOU’RE TRYING…

Stranger Things – SNL

Stranger Things – SNL

♪♪♪ >>>HI. WE’RE THE DUFFER BROTHERS. OUR SHOW “STRANGER THINGS” WAS THE SHOW OF THE SUMMER. >>AND NEXT SEASON WE’RE SOLVING SOME OF THE FIRST SEASON’S BIGGEST MYSTERIES.>>LIKE, WHERE IS THE UPSIDE DOWN?>>IS BARB COMING BACK? >>AND WHERE IS THAT…