Zoo Pornographer – SNL

Zoo Pornographer – SNL

>>GOOD MORNING, GOOD PEOPLE, GOOD NEWS. IT’S “GOOD DAY, DENVER.” >>IT’S 7:00 A.M. IN DENVER ON THIS BEAUTIFUL SUNNY DAY. I’M JANET LORADO DIEKMAN ALONGSIDE ALAN “FUN TIE” OVERBROOK.>>WHAT? THIS COUNTRY IS A MESS. I THOUGHT I WOULD HELP BRIGHTEN…

Romance Bookstore – SNL

Romance Bookstore – SNL

>>OH, SEXY. BABY, IT’S AN EROTIC BOOKSTORE.>>ANYTHING TO HELP OUR DUMB ASS DRY SPELL.>>WELCOME TO THE SCORCHED COURSE ET WHERE FANTASIES DELIGHT. >>WHAT MY FRIEND CAROL IS TRYING TO SAY IS LET US KNOW IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.>>WE’RE JUST BROWSING.…

Olive Garden – SNL

Olive Garden – SNL

>>>OKAY, MY LOVELY FEATURED BACKGROUND. WE ARE ABOUT READY TO GO FOR A TAKE. ALL YOU GUYS HAVE SEEN OLIVE GARDEN ADS. YOU KNOW THE DEAL. FUN, CASUAL. WE REALLY WANT TO GIVE VIEWERS THE VIBE THAT YOU’RE EXCITED TO…

Shud the Mermaid – SNL

Shud the Mermaid – SNL

♪♪♪ >>>TRUE TALES FROM THE SEA. FROM U.S. FIGHTER PILOT HARRISON BECKETT, 1944.>>MY PLANE WAS SHOT DOWN OVER THE PACIFIC. I FELL INTO THE SEA, AND SURRENDERED TO DEATH. YET I AWOKE ON THE SHORE OF A SMALL DESERTED ISLAND,…

Walking Dead Chappelle’s Show – SNL

Walking Dead Chappelle’s Show – SNL

>>>YOU KNOW, ALL WEEK LONG PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING ME IF I WAS GOING TO DO ANY CHARACTERS FROM “CHAPPELLE SHOW” TONIGHT. AT FIRST I WASN’T TO. AND THEN I SAW THAT EPISODE OF “WALKING DEAD.” WHERE THEY SMASHED THIS…

Rap Song – SNL

Rap Song – SNL

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>UH, UH. IT’S THAT NEW TRACK. NEW MONEY CREW. CASH STACK RECORDS. REPRESENT. ♪♪♪ BIG CHRIS!>>WITH SHANTASIA. >>FEATURING YOUR BOY, YUNG BITCH. >>HERE IT COMES. PRINSEXXXY ON THE TRACK HOLDIN’ IT DOWN ♪>>SNO’CONE! >>YEAH. THEY…

The Librarian – SNL

The Librarian – SNL

>>SNAP OUT OF IT! >>OH!>>COME ON! >>MOON OVER MISS DALTON AGAIN?>>SHUT UP, FISH MAN. >>I HEARD MISS DALTON HOOKED UP WITH A STUDENT ONCE. >>OH, MAN, SHE’S SO HOT.>>OH, SO HOT. >>OW! COME ON, MAN, DON’T BE AN ANUS, DANA.>>SHH!…

World’s Most Evil Invention – SNL

World’s Most Evil Invention – SNL

>>>ORDER MY COLLEAGUES AND CALAMITY. I HEREBY CALL TO ORDER THE MEETING OF THE INTERNATIONAL MAD SCIENTISTS SOCIETY. AS YOU KNOW IT IS TIME FOR THE MAD SCIENTISTS SOCIETY ANNUAL MOST EVIL INVENTION IN THE WORLD CONTEST. >>HEAR, HEAR, EVIL!>>YES.…

Hamsters – SNL

Hamsters – SNL

>>HONEY, WHAT’S WRONG? YOU’VE BEEN STARING AT YOUR HAMSTERS FOR AN HOUR. >>EVER SINCE WE PUT IN THE NEW GUYS, THE OLD ONES ARE BEING REALLY MEAN.>>OKAY, WELL THE LADY AT PETCO SAID THEY MIGHT FIGHT A LITTLE, BUT THEY’LL…

Weekend Update: Tina Fey on Protesting After Charlottesville – SNL

Weekend Update: Tina Fey on Protesting After Charlottesville – SNL