Walking Dead Chappelle’s Show – SNL

Walking Dead Chappelle’s Show – SNL

>>>YOU KNOW, ALL WEEK LONG PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING ME IF I WAS GOING TO DO ANY CHARACTERS FROM “CHAPPELLE SHOW” TONIGHT. AT FIRST I WASN’T TO. AND THEN I SAW THAT EPISODE OF “WALKING DEAD.” WHERE THEY SMASHED THIS…

Rap Song – SNL

Rap Song – SNL

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>UH, UH. IT’S THAT NEW TRACK. NEW MONEY CREW. CASH STACK RECORDS. REPRESENT. ♪♪♪ BIG CHRIS!>>WITH SHANTASIA. >>FEATURING YOUR BOY, YUNG BITCH. >>HERE IT COMES. PRINSEXXXY ON THE TRACK HOLDIN’ IT DOWN ♪>>SNO’CONE! >>YEAH. THEY…

The Librarian – SNL

The Librarian – SNL

>>SNAP OUT OF IT! >>OH!>>COME ON! >>MOON OVER MISS DALTON AGAIN?>>SHUT UP, FISH MAN. >>I HEARD MISS DALTON HOOKED UP WITH A STUDENT ONCE. >>OH, MAN, SHE’S SO HOT.>>OH, SO HOT. >>OW! COME ON, MAN, DON’T BE AN ANUS, DANA.>>SHH!…

World’s Most Evil Invention – SNL

World’s Most Evil Invention – SNL

>>>ORDER MY COLLEAGUES AND CALAMITY. I HEREBY CALL TO ORDER THE MEETING OF THE INTERNATIONAL MAD SCIENTISTS SOCIETY. AS YOU KNOW IT IS TIME FOR THE MAD SCIENTISTS SOCIETY ANNUAL MOST EVIL INVENTION IN THE WORLD CONTEST. >>HEAR, HEAR, EVIL!>>YES.…

Hamsters – SNL

Hamsters – SNL

>>HONEY, WHAT’S WRONG? YOU’VE BEEN STARING AT YOUR HAMSTERS FOR AN HOUR. >>EVER SINCE WE PUT IN THE NEW GUYS, THE OLD ONES ARE BEING REALLY MEAN.>>OKAY, WELL THE LADY AT PETCO SAID THEY MIGHT FIGHT A LITTLE, BUT THEY’LL…

Weekend Update: Tina Fey on Protesting After Charlottesville – SNL

Weekend Update: Tina Fey on Protesting After Charlottesville – SNL

Donald Trump Prepares Cold Open – SNL

Donald Trump Prepares Cold Open – SNL

>>>MR. TRUMP? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] MR. TRUMP, ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR FIRST MEETING?>>KELLY ANN, WHAT ARE PEOPLE SAYING ABOUT MY CABINET APPOINTMENTS? DO THEY LOVE THEM?>>UM — THEY’RE CERTAINLY VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT THEM. I JUST SAW ONE…

Cockpit – SNL

Cockpit – SNL

>>>NOW BOARDING AMERICAN AIRLINES FLIGHT 809, NONSTOP SEATTLE TO TACOMA. >>GOOD MORNING.>>GOOD MORNING. >>OH MY GOD. SULLY SULLENBERGER? YOU LANDED THAT PLANE IN THE HUDSON RIVER. YOU SAVED ALL THOSE PEOPLE’S LIVES. >>AH, WELL. I JUST DID WHAT YOU HAD…

Five Stars – SNL

Five Stars – SNL

>>THIS GUY HAS FOUR STARS. I WONDER WHAT MY RATING IS. HOW THE [BLEEP] AM I A 3.9? I GUESS I DO MAKE THE DRIVERS WAIT A LOT. >>3.9 STARS? WHAT IS HE A PSYCHO? >>I WONDER WHAT MY RATING…

Donald Trump Press Conference Cold Open – SNL

Donald Trump Press Conference Cold Open – SNL

>>>THE FOLLOWING IS A REBROADCAST OF DONALD TRUMP’S FIRST PRESS CONFERENCE AS PRESIDENT-ELECT.>>HELLO. HELLO, THANK YOU FOR COMING. I WOULD LIKE TO START BY ANSWERING THE QUESTION, WHAT’S ON EVERYONE’S MIND. YES, THIS IS ME LIVE. I REALLY A.M. ON…