The Bet (Short Comedy Sketch)

The Bet (Short Comedy Sketch)


dude let me get some pancakes too
anything I’ll take a glass of water oh I’m puttin that Santa mug you guys
have I don’t have a cinema no you definitely have a Santa mug dude it’s my
house I definitely don’t have a Sam bug I bet you five bucks there’s a Santa mug
seeing your cupboard right now okay huh look at that I guess someone left it
here you were right man how is wrong here you go oh it’s good another one
another one okay okay I bet I bet that when we turn on the TV it’s gonna be a
guy in a purple hat saying the word Boehner
what dude no one says Boehner on TV there’s no Boehner network there’s no Boehner and
friends let’s just quit while you’re ahead
come on it’ll be fun come on come on okay fine
easiest 10 bucks ever made Boehner Boehner yes though 10 bucks in the bag dude
Boehner you like did you set this up did you change the channel or something huh
Wow you just got insanely lucky the chance
of that happening must be like won a million you basically just won the
lottery too bad doing 110 bucks 15 bucks
whatever man hey oh I’m on fire I’m on a roll one
more one more dude that’s enough for now let’s take a break no no no I can’t lose
this feeling all right all right double or nothing
but then when we go outside the sky’s gonna be green dude what this guy is
definitely not green it doesn’t make sense what are you a chicken fine fine
fine I’m gonna shake your hand I’m gonna get up I’m gonna go over to the door I’m
gonna go outside and the sky will definitely be as it always has been blue
what the no it should be yes yes 30 more come in my way dude how
can you care about money at a time like this the sky is funky green green like
the color of money – Ching what is going on what is happening I think still real are you Jesus come on I’m growing old
over here money money money money money do another one let’s make another bet
right now show me the green first and then we’ll talk dude it doesn’t matter
look look look look fine he’s just stupid money now let’s make another bet
say something anything $50 your car’s a giant bowling pin deal 100 bucks you have a little sister I’ll
probably chop deal whatever oh how are you doing this
some guys just have an instinct for these things you know everything
everything is falling apart there’s nothing left to hang on to Devin better
bet that I’m happy bet that I’m happy I don’t know that doesn’t seem like a
smart bet what are the odds of that happening listen please there’s
something left for me please oh all right but you’re gonna have to bet me
big on this one do you even have any more money don’t why I’ll get you the
money how much do what I’ll give you anything
hmm five grand okay okay just stay right there okay Joe
Jonas yeah easy I’ll get in the car go to the bank take
out my life savings a neighbor okay here’s your five grand
bet that I’m happy alright I bet that you’re happy so working what is it working huh look
at that I guess it wasn’t a good bet oh well you win some you lose some there you go
good hang out bruh see you next time

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