The Wrong Way to Reveal Your Pregnancy Test | HOT DATE

The Wrong Way to Reveal Your Pregnancy Test | HOT DATE

(neon sign buzzing) – What’s up?
– Nothing. Keep eating. – Did you do something to my food? – There might be a
little surprise in there. – Oh, what’s that? – What is it? – Is that a pregnancy test? What the fuck? – Surprise! I’m not pregnant. – What the fuck? – I’m, I’m sorry. I’m confused now. Did you want to have a baby? – No!
– Then why aren’t we celebrating? – Because you pissed in
my spaghetti, and then tricked me into eating it. – It wasn’t a trick, it was a surprise. Ladies are always surprising their dudes with pregnancy tests. – When they’re positive. And they’re trying to have a baby. And there’s no urine involved. – Peeing is a part of a pregnancy test, so grow up Murph. How else was I supposed to show you? – A text, a picture, simply
saying, hey, I’m not pregnant. – Hmmm. Lacks pageantry. – And urine. Right? No urine.
– Okay. Murph, that negative sign is a badge of honor. I mean, not sharing it with
you would be like saying, hey mom, I got all As,
and not even showing her the report card. You gotta give ’em something
to hang on the fridge. – No, you don’t. You keep the urine away from the food. – I put a lot of energy
into this, and I feel like it’s not being appreciated. I had to call ahead and
get a waiter on board. – Someone who works here was involved? – It was a lot of effort on my part. – They need to be fired. – Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry
for trying to surprise you. – That’s not what you should be sorry for. – You’re absolutely right. Women apologize too much. I’m not actually sorry. – Holy shit. Let’s just stop talking. Okay?
– I know someone who’s never getting a surprise party. – Oh! What the fuck? – Oh, that was the backup
one in case you didn’t finish your spaghetti. – What the fuck is wrong with you? – I thought we weren’t talking. (heartbeat) – Hey guys, thanks for watching. Tune in every week as
Hot Date gets hotter. Nope, nope. No, please stop at the shirt. We stop at the shirt. Oh. Okay.

100 thoughts on “The Wrong Way to Reveal Your Pregnancy Test | HOT DATE”

  1. I feel like this just gave some stupid person an idea or that this has actually happened before.. so fucking gross.
    Putting things in food – ANYTHING – as a "surprise" is unsanitary and a choking hazard.

  2. I literally canโ€™t get enough of these two.

    Iโ€™m so miserably sick right now, and this video made me laugh so hard which induced a huge, painful coughing fit.. know what though? worth it.
    Thanks guys, keep these videos coming please!

  3. I actually keep and change the A's when I get my report cards to C that way my parents actually start talking to me ๐Ÿ˜€

  4. I never appreciate f word, by anyone for anything. Life is too short to waste on trash thoughts. Fun can still be classy

  5. If someone told me there was a surprise in my spaghetti or any food, I would immediately spit any i had in my mouth out and stop eating.

  6. I checked.. you was hiding that glass of water in most shots however in a shot you didn't cover it…… and indeed there was a pregnancy test in there :p

  7. ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚oh maaaaa gosh

  8. Can You Imagine Telling your friends about Your Girlfriend and Then you get to the part where she pissed on your spaghetti

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