Totinos with Kristen Stewart – SNL

Totinos with Kristen Stewart – SNL


>>GO, GO, GO, TOUCHDOWN!
>>IS EVERYONE ENJOYING THE BIG GAME?
>>COME ON BABE, DON’T ACT LIKE YOU KNOW SPORTS.
>>MY HUSBAND’S RIGHT. WHEN IT COMES TO THE BIG GAME,
THERE’S ONLY ONE THING I KNOW ABOUT.
FEEDING MY HUNGRY GUYS.>>NO!
OH, FUMBLE!>>AND THIS YEAR’S GAME IS
BIGGER THAN EVER. WHICH MEANS I’LL BE FEEDING THEM
MORE TOTINOS THAN EVER.>>BABE, NEED MORE TOTINOS, DAVE
JUST GOT HERE.>>NOT A PROBLEM.
BECAUSE THIS YEAR I’VE GOT THE NEW TOTINO TOTINO TWO-PACK.
IT’S TWICE THE TOTINO FOR TWICE THE HUNGRY GUYS.
>>ENOUGH YAPPING, WE NEED THE TOTINOS.
TED’S HERE TOO, AND HE BROUGHT HIS SISTER.
>>GREAT, MORE HANDS TO HELP ME MAKE DELICIOUS TOTINOS —
♪♪♪>>PIZZA ROLLS.
♪♪♪ OH, MY.
>>HI. I’M SABINE.
WHAT’S YOUR NAME?>>I’VE NEVER HAD ONE.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>THAT’S A SHAME.
♪♪♪ [ LAUGHTER ]
>>I SHOULD BRING THESE OUT.>>NO, STAY WITH ME.
>>WHAT ABOUT MY HUNGRY GUYS? [ LAUGHTER ]
>>WHAT ARE YOU HUNGRY FOR?>>TOUCHDOWN!
YES!>>HEY, BABE, WE NEED THOSE
TOTINOS, WHAT’S GOING ON BACK THERE?
♪♪♪ ♪♪♪
[ LAUGHTER ] ♪♪♪
♪♪♪>>WHAT IS IT?
>>EVERY BIG GAME BEFORE THIS ONE, I’VE BEEN ASLEEP.
BUT, SABINE — [ SPEAKING FRENCH ]
>>THEY’RE GOING TO PUNT.>>THEY’RE GOING TO PUNT.
[ LAUGHTER ] ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ [ LAUGHTER ]
♪♪♪ [ SPEAKING FRENCH ]
>>BABE, WHAT’S TAKING SO LONG WITH THOSE TOTINOS?
YOU GIRLS MAKING OUT BACK THERE?>>HA HA HA!
>>YOU’RE CRAZY. ♪♪♪
[ LAUGHTER ]>>TOTINO.
THIS SPRING, FIND YOUR TOTINO. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>BABE?

100 thoughts on “Totinos with Kristen Stewart – SNL”

  1. “What are you hungry for?”
    *inhales sharply while touching her boob
    (I’m surprised more people aren’t talking about this part 😂😂😂)

  2. It makes me so happy that this tormented woman finally got a semblance of a life. Even if it was short, she… she has awaken. She's free. She finally is.

    This spring, find your Totino .

  3. Can someone please help me with the violin background score.. Name please!! 1000 thanks in advance 🙏

  4. Without the laugh tracks, this would be romantic af — Someone should cut out the intro and the stupid guys, and just upload the whole thing without the laugh tracks. Kristen and Vanessa make the cutest couple!^^

  5. In my family it’s the other way around during the Super Bowl. My mom watches the game while my dad prepares the food.

  6. YIKES!!!! I still didn't see that ending coming as I refused to believe it was really going to happen. Yummy. I'm getting some of those Totinos. "Hey Sabine…"

  7. I only clicked on this because I thought she was holding a knife and it was going to be super intense.

    Instead I found lesbian porn, so like, I'm not as disappointed.

  8. This. I have watched this sketch for about an accumulation of several dozens of times but every. single. time. i fucking cry like an emotional mess that i am. What is wrong with me

  9. Every time I come back to this I can’t but laugh at the guys say there gonna punt it’s like two different worlds are together in the same room

  10. Enjoy the back story! I miss Vanessa on SNL! https://www.vulture.com/2019/02/snl-totinos-sketches-vanessa-bayer-chris-kelly-sarah-schneider-interview.html

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