Ultimate Fighting Goes to the Next Level – Key & Peele

Ultimate Fighting Goes to the Next Level – Key & Peele


Hey, as far as I’m concerned,
this Saturday night there’s not even going
to be a fight. I’m going to mercy
kill this old man. Derek is very good person,
but soon he will learn manners. I will torture his body so that
he so learns to be humble. I’m going to dance around him while he’s trying to hit me
with his cane. Old man. God chose me for this fight.
God is the teacher. Derek is the student,
and I am God’s instrument. When I squeeze your lungs,
Derek, and you beg me for life, then your heart
will open up to the Lord. I’m going to knock him out
round one, bitch. Wait, what did he say again?
He said God chose him. That doesn’t even
make sense really. When you eat through
plastic tube, when you are paralyzed
from neck down, then your family will gather
around your hospital bed to see the new Derek. Okay, he know we just
talking here, right? I mean, we just getting people
interested in the fight. Because I’m sorry. Is this
[bleep] crazy? God’s lessons are so beautiful. God’s lessons are beautiful.
I’m sorry. Who put this fight together?
This is a … Well, if y’all got a actual
crazy person for me to fight, well, that’s not fair
to me or him. [foreign language] What you mean
you can’t find him? Well, where is he?
Yo, man, where my manager at? Steve, how’s that-

100 thoughts on “Ultimate Fighting Goes to the Next Level – Key & Peele”

  1. I love these guys, there is something very British in the way they deliver their humour , their timing is impeccable

  2. 😲 how is Key able to do any and every kind of accent from around the world. Like dude could fool me if I didn't know him.

  3. 🀣🀣🀣🀣 TOO FUNNY !!! πŸ˜‚ πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

    β€œWhen I squeeze your lungs Derek and you beg me for life then your heart will open up to the Lord”…. 😐

    β€œWait what he say again…..?” 😳

  4. Great sketch. Normally with scenes like this, the reactionary character is kind of boring, but Peele managed to make these lines equally as funny as Keys batshit lines.

  5. These guys are the best cure for depression fuck taking tablets, infact I am going to put them in the bin right now …. I mean I would but then what's going to stop the random boner's I get in the street?.

  6. β€œWait, what did he say again”.. β€œOkay, he knows we’re just talking here?” That nigga folded before the fight even went down πŸ’€πŸ€£

  7. " When you eat through plastic tube, when you're paralyzed from neck down, then your family will gather around your hospital bed to see the new Derrick " ☠️ πŸ’€πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

  8. "Ok he he know we just talking here right? We just getting ppl interested in da fight. Is dis nigga crazy?"

    Lmao at him chanting and disappearing "what u mean u caint find him? Well ware is he at??"
    #FIGHT CANCELLED

  9. When I saw Usman break Covington in half why did this episode pop into my head? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  10. Listen. I've watched this video countless times and I laugh Everytime. His responses to the craziness were spot on. This is my fav skit of theirs. πŸ˜‚

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